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Who's idea was it to get the new UK passport made in France.

What is Art, darling?

While driving past Great Yarmouth station with the wife I spot the Direct rail set with the two class 37 top and tailing the three coach set. on pointing it out to my wife she says "Oh yes the chuncky ones with the big noses like the one in Chuggington.... Hmmm

If there is a greater being who has any control over anything could I just ask for a day without an idiot in it please? You sent me six yesterday, surely some mistake?

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

didn't receive "Confessions of a Rabbi" today, but did receive a copy of "The Yorkshire Shepherdess"

I was dreamin' when I wrote this, Forgive me if it goes astray. But when I woke up this mornin'coulda sworn it was judgment day - but there weren't any terminators outside so must be Thursday

Nathan Turvey. BBC Radio Leeds Presenter, what a K**b Head hope at least he loses his job.

Acting on a tip off that a trip to Trago Mills could cheer him up, the gnome makes his way there, and finds the whole place so utterly depressing that he contemplates cleaning his mother-in-law's shoes.

Azure, a bend Or.

There is no point in denying that Horrocksford exists.

Lamentationes Hieremiae.

Polyptych

bought an antique cribbage board off ebay as part of a job lot of games to find its a piece of Shapland and Petter marquetry salvaged from a Pullman car!

It seems we have a new PM, almost!

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Some of my friends have sent me pivate message asking if I'm ok due to a lack of modeling updates. At the moment my wife is very ill, I wont dwell on what it could be as were not sure and are just keeping our fingers crossed that its not the worst case scenario. She is due an operation next Tueday which we hope might be the start to clearing it up but as you can all imagine all my time has been focused on looking after her at the moment. Thanks again for all the good wishes. Steve

Two pineapples (who are brother and sister) walk into a dry cleaners in Milford Haven and ask the proprietor for information on the origin of the American term 'butt cheeks'.

A large cow called Eric walks into a health food shop in Fishguard and asks the assistant if it might be possible to have a haircut.

map prints brought ot new flat, rolled out in empty living room. My goodness, even in revised "diet" format this minimalist scheme is still...... long. Is annexing next door legal?

Stalybridge to Clapham Jn = £87.90p, First Class = £498.00p F#!? me

I went to see my bank manager yesterday. When I went in he said take a chair Mr Parsons I only need to go once more and I've got a full set.

Bah, got all excited over an email this morning, only to find it was an advertisement for a product I ordered over a week ago, and not the dispatch note.

A cream egg is now being followed by an avocado, banana & almond smoothie.

Today I am going to be very very good.