Harlequin

Organic pest control. I'm impressed...though maybe not excited!

Was the postlady impressed though.

I thought you weren't allowed to send livestock through the post?

I've never considered consuming RM in that manner!

Suppose you will have 'shedloads' of railway there!

Oh shed! :-D

Shed = another 6 years on your life span according to some research years ago

Symptom of 'dumbing down' popular with trendy young people..

So yesterday

Isn't it an Americanism transferred from German immigrants?

So, Herr Doktor!!!

Slightly disturbing in a David Lynch sort of way..?

In mine it stated that it is only approved Orange for do many washes !!!

Guess what album you encouraged me to dig out today...

Absolute Classic. Enjoy!

It's one of my all-time faves, even got it on vinyl a while back.

Hopefully at a pub!

Same here, getting withdrawal symptoms!

Try breathing into a brown paper bag...

Exactly so - something of a walkover.

It's never been the same since Chaos 2...

Priority access to emergency services. Do you only have to dial '99'?

Can I have mine with a flake?

Do you have to pre-order priority access now?

Tarquin.

Some people reckon they add a new buzz to matches.

Some modelling???

Pocket billiards?

Beer o'clock?

So many great tunes.

A little bit too fast, I thought, but still wonderful.

Funnily enough, I came back home, having been out since early morning, heard it on the tele, plugged the lead into the stereo system and did just that.

You're not on cable then?

Portillo's on at 9pm (buildings not trains)

Will there ever be a series Portillo on Portaloo where he visits various temporary lavatories around the country?

It was book sized, book weight and inert, like a book. It was...

A book that I had forgotten I'd ordered about the Taf valley.

Its so easy to forget....

I know that feeling - a copy of "I tried to run a Railway" appeared at home a few days ago. Turns out I ordered it some 15 months ago...

Things just happen, what the hell.

Precisely how vague do you want to be?

A nationwide strike by the union of philosophers, sages and allied luminaries would br disastrous. For a start there wouldn't be any trains running because trains are certainly uncertain and with nobody to speculate on whether a train might exist, since it couldn't certainly exist then it certainly wouldn't exist. You might be able to ask Deep Thought but who would wait 3.5 x 10^6 years for the next train.

There now. What does is say? "Mrs Phyllis Quatt".

I don't like this game.

The stroke of midnight.

Whenever you want, it's YOUR chocolate (unless it is Ex-Lax or that really cheap cooking chocolate)

Someone I know of hands out chocolate-dipped Sprouts....

When I got the latest chassis to work first time.

When Americanised lunatics took over the asylum

I bet Freddy would have liked it.

I'd like to see John Lewis have a go at doing The Shamen's "Ebeneezer Goode"

It's sort of ok to start with, then it just goes downhill

A day.. they were there for all of 60 mins 1 day, 90 the next... that’s a long expensive trip needing a UK visa. to fly and give up sightseeing so easily... I think the credibility of Russian cover stories was better before trotting out these two... they’ve pretty much admitted to it.

As always, should you or any of your team get caught, the First Secretary will disavow your actions

They are much like the mysterious "little green men" who invaded Crimea for make benefit glorious nation of Rossiya.

I would never have thought it possible.

You may experience a sugar rush.

Sildenafil can help to give one... apparently...

Only if taken by the litre.

I hear ye're a racist now, Father! How'd ye get into that type of thing? Should we all be racists? What's the official line the Church is taking on this?

I blame the Greeks for inventing 'Gayness'

I thought that is a boozy drink from Ireland