Boris

Ok, lets try again - "Some drank from the fountain of knowledge but you just gargled."

Sign outside a cross dressing bar: Eat, Drink and Be Mary.

Why must Humbrol enamel take hours to dry? Testors are dry in minutes. It really puts a damper on progress when a tiny touchup takes hours to dry.

I love my pot belly stove.

Brilliant - I post a video at a location and someone disagrees - so what is there to disagree with ? It IS at the location named, it WAS on the date and it IS of the subject described

has been "restrained" by Mrs Boris and has a black eye.

Fed up with all the PC rubbish in this country !

doing it in time to the bongs

herding cats

Accelerated intestinal transit...

Are there any drivers/yard staff who could kindly tell me the colours of the interior walls and floor/carpet of a typical modern day portakabin please?

Wonders what the moderators would like for Valentines Day this year?

A block button would be good!

Ha Ha! Folks go back to work tomorrow after the long Xmas holiday and I start 3 weeks off!

Sausage and Mince

Happy New Year to all from Mr P.Cat

Industrial railway is very nearly an anagram of "a nudist willy aria"

Gherkins aren't really suitable for breakfast....

Mrs Boris thinks because there is a bit of snow coming we need to go and empty the groceries department of Sainsburys. Boris disagrees.

Mrs Boris thinks because there is a bit of snow coming we need to go and empty the groceries department of Sainsburys. Boris disagrees.

Does anyone know of any good, cheap, simple, multiplayer capable train simulators?

Got a photo blown up as a present of me standing next a loco,only this that ruins it,is they cut the number out of the loco,what the point of blowing up a photo and cutting half of it out!!

Is full of whisky.... *hic* *burp*

Brilliant atmospheric photo - https://www.flickr.com/photos/64518788@N05/8394056699/in/set-72157631648002385

I find the idea of a status update on here bizarre. It's not Facebook is it ? I've hardly ever met anyone in person here !