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  1. Boris
    It's half past one in the morning and I have just been woken up by some little ###### attempting to enter my house and outbuildings and then trying to help himself to the contents of the station donations box. I tried to take a photo of him, but he was too fast, mores the pity. Next time I'll go for the Springfield instead, only Superman can outrun that!
  2. Boris

    is awake when he shouldn't be, bloody burglars!

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    2. Coldgunner

      Coldgunner

      wtf? I hope nothings been taken?

    3. AndrewC

      AndrewC

      RPGs not an option?

       

    4. 49395

      49395

      Well he does have weapons...

  3. Boris

    watching Bill and Ted has rotted my brain!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      What, Bill Bedford and Ted Scannell? :-D

    3. Boris

      Boris

      Watching Bill and Ted has rotted your brain too!

    4. richbrummitt

      richbrummitt

      "lock them in the iron maiden"

      "Excellent!"

      "Execute them"

      "Bogus"

  4. Boris

    has had his appetite for mischief sated for the day.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I haven't even started.

    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      Bless you Max.

      Boris, did your medication kick in early or did someone calm you down with the pruning shears?

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Mrs Boris probably glared at him...

  5. Boris
    Looking at the lack of corrosion on that Leyland vehicle, has it got an aluminium body by any chance? It certainly is an attractive vehicle.
  6. Boris
    With just enough Heath Robinson to make things even more interesting! Thanks for sharing, i'm not that good, but I have a couple of pen and ink drawings that aren't too shabby.
  7. Boris

    And on the Sabbath Boris didst go out into the world and earneth a crust and the Lady of the House was angered. A thunderbolt was cast and a great burnt chicken was presented for the Meal of the Sabbath which turned to ash in their mouths and made their stomachs wail and roar. Thus, to appease the angered Domestic Goddess a great portion of Sabbath Overtime was sacrificed in the purchase of a gift of Chocolate and Flowers, which the Domestic Goddess did consume with abandon.

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      I didn't half get an ear bending because of that, thanks mate!

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      No problem, we thoroughly enjoyed the look on your face...

    4. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Best laugh of the day.. brilliant

  8. Boris

    and on the Sixth Day the Lady of the House didst command Boris to climb the ladder and change the Bulb of Light in the Place Where Food is Prepared. And lo, Boris didst change the Bulb of Light and the unclean bulb was cast down upon the earth with the prescence of a Vast Eight Legged Monster whose name is Spider and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth for Boris hadst made a greater mess than was there before.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I am not aware of the Biblical Plagues including arachnids. You should write a new gospel, for you truly appear to have had a Divine Revelation.

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      Boris the spider?

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Hmmmm, the Acts of Boris? The censored version will probably be quite short.

  9. Boris

    has just received an official memo detailing new shift working patterns. It would be taken more seriously had the proofreader picked up the fact that the title "Shift working arrangements" proudly emblazoned accross the front of the document in huge capital letters was absent the "f" from shift!!!!!

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    2. Coldgunner

      Coldgunner

      Wouldn't they be curious as to his suprised expression and the fact the desk had gained another leg?

    3. AndrewC

      AndrewC

      No, he always looks like that.

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Oddly enough I have a blow-up Boris in my desk right now.

  10. Boris
    R3 SCO for the RESCO certification chappy.
  11. Boris

    is making melon sorbet for tonight after the local supermarket had ###### on special offer.

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    2. Russ (mines a pint)

      Russ (mines a pint)

      offensive fruit & veg, what next?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Offensive fruit? As in pomegrenade?

    4. Russ (mines a pint)

      Russ (mines a pint)

      maybe thats why they were selling them off cheap, nowt worse than an offensive melon!

  12. Boris
    I knew I'd seen this somewhere before: http://blog.comparenumberplates.co.uk/2011/06/bo11-lux-rude-registration-plate-confiscated-by-dvla/
  13. Boris

    I strongly suggest those with Sky turn on the Countryside channel for a few minutes, some seriously impressive stationary steam engines on at the minute!

  14. Boris
    That's not the worst I've seen, but it has made a fairly pretty mess. Ploughing up a bridge would be the finest example I've seen recently, however they weren't very keen on photos being taken.
  15. Boris

    How can it nearly be Christmas in November?

  16. Boris

    has found a railway junction that shouldn't exist!

    1. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      Can't leave us hanging with that comment...

    2. S.A.C Martin

      S.A.C Martin

      Is it one of those stations which isn't a "junction" in the sense of the word, but has the word "junction" applied to its name?

    3. Boris

      Boris

      No, really.

  17. Boris
    If the etches are displayed on the site and we are being threatened with a test build you can bet they are imminent. However with the amount of effort that obviously goes into the instructions (CAD drawings, photos and decent wordage), it may be a while before everything on the list is available. Do what I do and check the site regularly.
  18. Boris

    Is going to do his bit for statusdom and post something that SHOULD be bumped down the page:I LIKE BLACK PUDDING AND MARMITE SARNIES!!!!!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Is it lunchtime already?

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Oh for Brown Source! - Only oyster or soya source here...

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I had chicken curry for lunch myself! :-)

  19. Boris
    You do know how to make me a very happy Boris. I feel a loan from the Bank of Wife coming on.
  20. Boris

    MMMmmmm, new MMP wagon kits. Wagon porn!

    1. St. Simon

      St. Simon

      oh dear...

  21. Boris
    Quick message for all members of the MMP fan club, Mr Parkins has put up the images of the etches for his various new wagon kits. I strongly suggest you go and have a look, they are fantastic. Wagon porn! http://www.djparkins.com/acatalog/Modern_Motive_Power.html
  22. Boris

    never underestimate the female capacity for the consumption of chocolate.

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Some of us males can knock back a fair amount as well...

    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      only when alone .....

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Only 70% cocoa solids and above for me, thanks.

  23. Boris
    Don't mess with the missionary man - Eurhythmics
  24. Boris

    is keeping it to himself.

    1. Jim49

      Jim49

      One of the terms of your probation?

    2. Boris

      Boris

      Its either that or a life sentance.

  25. Boris

    You're not going to believe this, but my thread of bad photos, blobby soldering and dubious humour not has over 6000 views!

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      Andy asked you to stop clicking on the same thread repeatedly! :P

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