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  1. I think daylight IS slowly starting to creep back...

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I've never heard of D Aylight. Has he had too much to drink?

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  2. McDougall is the man for you,

    So back him to the hilt,

    He knows what's what,

    He'll stop the rot,

    There's no flies up his kilt!

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Mary was the Queen of Scots.

      Was always in a tizzy.

      She settled down when head lopped off

      by her cousin, Lizzie.

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  3. Further to last night's announcement that I would today be announcing that we are going to make an announcement tomorrow still holds true. I'm also delighted to announce that Gold and Premium members won't have to wait until tomorrow for the announcement and that I am happy to announce that they will be able to access the announcement later today*.

     

    There was a small clue in yesterday's announcement so another small one would be to say it's 72 on the 30th November.

     

    *I can neither confirm nor deny that the vagueness of these statements is inspired by one of our members in the South-West.

  4. I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday. 

     

    Da ba dee da ba di.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      "Mushrooms"

       

      Mushroom2023.jpg.ecf0fd0c83bf99b64486a3f43432efa7.jpg

       

      Abstract.

       

      You should see my onions.

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  5. I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday. 

     

    Da ba dee da ba di.

  6. Further to last night's announcement that I would today be announcing that we are going to make an announcement tomorrow still holds true. I'm also delighted to announce that Gold and Premium members won't have to wait until tomorrow for the announcement and that I am happy to announce that they will be able to access the announcement later today*.

     

    There was a small clue in yesterday's announcement so another small one would be to say it's 72 on the 30th November.

     

    *I can neither confirm nor deny that the vagueness of these statements is inspired by one of our members in the South-West.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      And there's me thinking:

      ???Oyster Creek Railway-Battersea Park???

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  7. I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday. 

     

    Da ba dee da ba di.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Any further reductions.  I'll have mine off my bottom.

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  8. I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday. 

     

    Da ba dee da ba di.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Will there be 50% off any of these announcements?

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  9. It can be rebloen with the superior Legomanbiffo sound file, e.mail ne for the info.   Charlie

  10. WARNING! WARNING!

    Mince pies already in the shops!

     

  11. Have decided intelligent life has left the UK as people on Social media think recent Electric Storms in Clouds, are Alien Invaders. 

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      "Pods". So them Aliens like comfy shoes then. Is that an easy way to spot em or did you mean the GOP?

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  12. Have decided intelligent life has left the UK as people on Social media think recent Electric Storms in Clouds, are Alien Invaders. 

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      They must have been listening to Donald Grump.

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  13. Pacman clearly visible over Birmingham - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-66670509.amp

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      He gets about. I saw him peeping through my windows in Durham the following night.

      I was on the verge of contacting the appropriate authorities.

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  14. Is it Friday yet?

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Will Bachmann have bought Hornby by Friday?  😉

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  15. Hi Paul, Dave Franks here, just wondering if you lot were perambulating up to Perth this weekend. I am intending to go but not decided which day yet, could be either. Last year we didn't get much time to blether, hope you are all okay. Will message Duncan too in case you don't pick up this message.

    Dave.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Hi Dave.

      Thanks for the massage. Just been speaking to Duncan earlier this evening. Looks like the three of us are coming up to Perth on Saturday. Hope to see you and yours there. Will let you know once everything is confirmed.

       

      Paul

       

  16. I wish that from time to time, someone would produce an RTR steam loco that didn't require me to either send it back or build a replacement chassis or even just change the wheels, to enable it to run on my bullhead track. Consistent wheel profiles between the various RTR manufacturers would also help. It's all enough to make you go shopping for hair shirts again!

     

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Time for the Committee's of the S4 & EMGS   Societies to become more effective lobbying groups.  (I assume you're talking 4mm).

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  17. Has anyone ever bought a Black 5 on Black Five Day?

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      No but... I once bought a pankake motor on Shrove Tuesday.

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  18. Sometimes viewing this forum seems like visiting a Kindergarten...

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      ooooooooooOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh

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  19. is confused because now all the leaves have started falling, the leaf blowers seem to have disappeared...

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Are leaf blowers a branch of the tree huggers?

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    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Brilliant. just needs a toiler roll holder and a copy of the latest MRJ.

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  20. YAHHHH it is raining at last, along with a light show.

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Winters just round the corner, snows on the way.

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  21. There I was. A-digging this ole,

    a hole in the ground, so big and sort of round...

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I doff my cap to you and take off my hat for Bernie.

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  22. There I was. A-digging this ole,

    a hole in the ground, so big and sort of round...

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Perleeze!  "Bowler hat" .

      You'll ave dear ole Bernie spinning in his hole. RIP Bernie.

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  23. The Police heliocopper has just honoured me with a fly-past over my back garden. Couldn't resist giving them a Royal Salute. 😇

     

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Now that would be Mike Ashley's. He would get a salute too.

      No longer seen round these parts.

       

      Do see the odd hawk.

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  24. The Police heliocopper has just honoured me with a fly-past over my back garden. Couldn't resist giving them a Royal Salute. 😇

     

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