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Porcy Mane

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  1. has done the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

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      Porcy Mane

      I just removed my underpants in under 4 seconds! "The Lavy Run". Tomorrow; I fear, I will have to do it in less than two.

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  2. Stuff the trains. I want a Wacky Races Scalextric set!

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      Porcy Mane

      Catch that pigeon!!! I'll have Penelope Pitstop please.

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  3. This site has been very slow and cranky today anyone else having problems viewing stuff?

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      All the Hornby stuff. As the froth dies down the site will speed up.

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  4. It's about this time on any 'announcement day' that I lose the will to live with selfish, "I'm so clever", pointless posts and comments from people who can't be bothered to read information which has already been provided.

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      Porcy Mane

      Winge, Moan & Pedantry Dept's fully operational then. Closely followed by the Told You So and Nothing In It For Me teams.

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  5. I'm working on a loco chassis whilst Madam is assembling flatpack furniture for her mam and dad, well she is a master joiner's daughter and knows how to wield a screwdriver..;..

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I once did some work on a Madams chassis as she'd mixed me a very nice screwdriver. >?)

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  6. Happy New Year one and all. May 2019 be peaceful and prosperous for you all. I know it’s going to be a busy and interesting year work-wise... :)

  7. What possible argument could I put forward to get you a Wellington?

  8. A pox on all washing machines, tumble dryers and similar domestic appliances that have a beeper or similar to nag you to attend to their needs at inconvenient times.

  9. On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

  10. Our group's AGM tonight, expect fireworks, or is that next week....

  11. Don't tell anyone, but I've just found another LNER loco that I could love.

  12. I am now the proud owner of a pair of green wellies. I'll leave it to others to explain why.

  13. Oh dear, this Channel 5 malarkey has kept me up way beyond my bed time.

  14. As an extra special treat to ourselves today, CTMK and I visited a different supermarket from our usual one.

  15. Why are people suddenly paying ridiculous money for fifty pence coins on EBay all of a sudden?

  16. wonders if Zinfandel is good for a sore throat

  17. Peeling apples till my wrist hurts

  18. Peeling apples till my wrist hurts

  19. I would advise against looking forward to anything, as the reality rarely lives up to the expectation.

  20. Can you run a marathon in Marazion?

  21. Never ever buy fuel at a motorway service station. Diesel at most places on the M6 going north today was £1.52.9 and 500 yards off the motorway at Carlisle A7 junction £1.33.9 !!!! Saved £9 by avoiding the sharks....

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      Porcy Mane

      I think it was £1.28.9 turning left out of the Prem Inn and about 30 secs towards Warrington. Hawk Eye Ric noticed it had gone up a penny at 9:00am this morning from when we had passed it earlier. (about 1:00 am this morning)

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