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  1. There now follows a review of the lavatorial facilities on a Class 800 'Abominator':

    The location of the lavatory paper dispenser is almost at floor level.  This is not satisfactory for a gentleman who wishes to urinate standing up.

    The water outlet above the wash hand basin shows a marked disinclination to operate within acceptable timescales. 

    The adjacent 'hot air' outlet is weak, ineffectual except over unrealistically lengthy timescales and shows a poor standard of character. 

    The curved sliding door occasionally needs help from guests to fully close.

     

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      The facilities are probably a tad better than those on a Voyager, but that in itself isn't that much of a recommendation. 

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Most facilities, including the whole bloody coach, on an Abominator, are shite.

      There we go, concise and vulgar, rather like a politician of a certain colour.

      Ar$£ and other nice names.

    4. D1072

      D1072

      I am currently on the 1657 Plymouth - Paddington.   There is no toilet paper in coach A of 802 014 and the water wasn't working either.   I expect there will be complaints from someone who didn't notice in time......

      At least on board wi fi means I have alerted someone - somewhere.

       

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