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Captain Kernow last won the day on April 25 2022
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A washing machine walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a chicken burger and chips.
Knuckles
What bannana skins have you been smokin'.....can I have some?
Porcy Mane
Sorry all foods off. No clean plates due to kitchen staff strike. You'll have to take it up with the dishwasher.
railroadbill
The landlord says that'll be £18.65
By the way, we don't get many washing machines in here.
Well, says the washing machine, at over £18 quid for a burger, I'm not surprised!