Captain Kernow

There now follows a review of the lavatorial facilities on a Class 800 'Abominator':

The location of the lavatory paper dispenser is almost at floor level.  This is not satisfactory for a gentleman who wishes to urinate standing up.

The water outlet above the wash hand basin shows a marked disinclination to operate within acceptable timescales. 

The adjacent 'hot air' outlet is weak, ineffectual except over unrealistically lengthy timescales and shows a poor standard of character. 

The curved sliding door occasionally needs help from guests to fully close.

Review ends.