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And the feminists would say why don't they put them all there.....

@Hroth what a ridiculous suggestion. We all know that the aliens have disguised themselves as humans and now make models of strategic locations such as railway stations and yards which they use to plan their invasion. Accuracy is so important given the number of their species' lives at stake that they need to count every last rivet to ensure the plans don't go awry. They organise exhibitions of these models because we are less likely to become suspicious of their activities if they aren't concealed from us (and because they're quite good at what they do and deserve to be proud of it).

Fortunately, we are one step ahead of them. A secret band of resistance fighters creating life-like models of imaginary locations have repeatedly managed to fool the aliens into landing in the wrong place. A number of unusual incidents in the Irish Sea may actually be attributed to the tradition of these resistance fighters of creating spurious models of an island they call Sodor. This practise dates back to the Reverend Awdry, one of the very first members of the resistance, and it continues today in the hands of some very talented individuals who cannot be named for security reasons (though many of you will be familiar with them already).

We must thank these heroes not only for saving us from the extraterrestrial menace, but also for creating very beautiful works of art which we are all able to enjoy.

And Andy are you goofing on Elvis?