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  1. lightning has buggered the signals twixt Ely and Attleborough - hopeits not the loc I reported which is still wide open to the torrential rain we've just had ...

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Ely / Norwich shut until at least midday tomorrow now due to lightning strikes

       

    3. sigtech

      sigtech

      This grief might have been mine 12 months ago...

    4. 6892 Oakhill Grange

      6892 Oakhill Grange

      Wrong type of electrostatics?

  2. Pleasant conversation with Cambridge signaller to report a location with one door hanging off and one door open - enthusiastic S&T or cable dodgies.

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      I was on the phone at a CCTV crossing to a signaller the other day as a member of the public to report an OLE shorting strap left on the public highway. It took some time to get the message across and just as we got there BTP showed up. It was handed to the very nice man but i had to explain what i expected him to with said expensive bit of kit.

  3. The herd of cows on the line near Ipswich have been moved along and trains can run normally again- someone at NR has a sense of humour

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      ...so I'm wearing a Jersey...

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      ...meanwhile, in udder news.....

    4. Liam

      Liam

      The rain should be moooving on its way shortly.

  4. Indulging in some groupthink in a paradoxical sort of way

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Groupthink doubleplusgood.

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Understanding covfefe

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Probably nothing to understand.

       

      Wasn't Trump on tw@tt*r?

       

      I'd guess also on a smartphone or tablet(s).

       

      We all know how often auto "correct" turns sensible words into gibberish … .

  5. I've just been out - but my nurses told me I have to come home again

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      They do that to me too. i try to dodge but they go get one of them doctor thingys.

       

    2. BoD

      BoD

      Wear a tinfoil hat. They won't be able to see you.

  6. Another example of modern train regulation which leaves me totally baffled

    1. Chris116

      Chris116

      Would you like to let the rest of us in on the problem?

  7. aon focal eile

  8. Happy Birthday to Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      10 PRINT "Happy Birthday"

      20 GOTO 10

      30 END

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      REM Gauge Wars are for life, not just for Christmas

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      For I=1 to Happiness; Next I

       

  9. Oh who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere It's just amazing how fair people can be

    1. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      Pricey Pet though.

    2. PaulRhB

      PaulRhB

      hope you're near woodland or have plenty of Andrex in . .

    3. pH

      pH

      Randy Newman or Alan Price?

  10. According to RM my package has "Outward RDC Volumetric Acceptance"

    1. BoD

      BoD

      That's good. I think.

  11. Who forgot to feed the 'leccy meter at Doncaster PSB then ...

  12. Slightly unnerving standing on a level crossing, barriers up and a DVT/8/90 combo rolls into view a few hundred yardds away.

  13. 59001 has had an earth fault at East Somerset Junction

  14. There'll be bluebirds over, the white cliffs of Dover

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      100 not out.

    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Hope not, will mean we've 'docked' with eastern USA-welcome President Trump--Happy birthday Vera Lynn

  15. Dime or a nickel anyone could buy voodoo of any kind she had potions and lotions, herbs and tanna leaves guaranteed to blow your mind

    1. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Which queen said that then?

    2. newbryford

      newbryford

      A dangerous one.

  16. Got taken to the nick for my Englebert Humperdink obsession. Came home and the Mrs was surprised. "What happened ?" she asked "Police Released Me, Let Me Go."

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You been to the Piddletrenthide School of Humour, mon brave?

    3. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      Does this mean you have a criminal record?

    4. DonB

      DonB

      No! he is taking Horsetan to lunch?

  17. My Mrs has left me because she says I'm obsessed with play school - I watched her go through the Arched window

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      Time for bed - Not!

  18. Network Rail - "Minor Delays on GA" - translation, not a single service train heading North between Liverpool Street and Norwich !

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      Normal then..

    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Normal for Norfolk

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      So simples - no trains, should therefore say 'no delays'

  19. Awaiting twin 4TB drives for my NAS.

  20. Snooker shoot-out - an interesting take on the game !

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Cues at 10 paces?

  21. Colas 67s - drooool

    1. MGR Hooper!

      MGR Hooper!

      Any pics of them?

  22. Oh the Deadwood stage is comin on over the hills - its Doris Day.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      We'll be home tonight by the light of the silvery moon - once Doris has blown thro-whip crack away

    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      you off to Scotswood Road then??

       

    3. steve22

      steve22

      ...the windy city...

  23. Block to block trains over the Fens at times today - happy days.

  24. People called Romanes they go the 'ouse

  25. People called Romanes go 'ome

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