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  1. Pennine MC

    a jigsaw

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Either way start with the corners.... cutting up or piecing together ??

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Piecing together. Don't know how many pieces as yet, but I have some that fit well.

    4. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      There not cornflakes are they ?.... Cue the David Bekham joke.

  2. Pennine MC

    is esurient, and not Walpoling

    1. Jim49

      Jim49

      Glad to hear it Pennine, It was a filthy habit anyway.

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      Get your mind out the gutter Jim ;-)

    3. BoD

      BoD

      You need to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles

  3. Pennine MC

    Schaudenfreude - province of the shortsighted?

  4. Pennine MC

    The fundamental attribution error

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Oh dear. Psychology... oO

    2. Debs.

      Debs.

      I was minded of Alan Bennett and Anthony Blunt! ;-)

    3. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Read Only, Archive, System and Hidden?

  5. Pennine MC

    3.99 posts per day. Must try harder and hit the magic 4 ;-)

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    2. Kris

      Kris

      Mines only at 1.93 per day.

    3. richbrummitt

      richbrummitt

      0.24 and I thought I spent a lot of time on here. Reminder to self: Must give as well as take...

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      1.71 per day.

      And they're all nonsense!

  6. Pennine MC

    has trimmed his sideboards and is counting all the Woodland Scenics fire threads

  7. Pennine MC

    has just caught some video footage of the Fell. I was feeling crap anyway ;-)

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Be sure to share it with 'Chard...

  8. Pennine MC

    has just caught some video footage of the Fell. I was feeling crap anyway ;-)

  9. Pennine MC

    Frozen teabags in the garden. Interesting consistency.

    1. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      You shouldn't really hang them out to dry in this weather.

    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Ha! Nah, they're from when the bins blew over in the wind - haven't cleared them before now 'cos the security light needed a new lamp, which I hadn't replaced 'cos it was windy... winter, meh...

  10. Pennine MC

    Frozen teabags in the garden. Interesting consistency.

    1. Bob Reid

      Bob Reid

      10mm scale fallen leaves?

  11. Pennine MC

    is considering laying out his togs for the morning - the right way round...

    1. DonB

      DonB

      We thought you had changed your way of life!

    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Remember, underparts inside trousers... ;0)

  12. Pennine MC

    has had his underpants on back-to-front all day

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    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      Pray tell, in what circumstances did you discover your "wardrobe malfunction"?

    3. BoD

      BoD

      So much to say .......... So little time.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....and a couple of pencils stuck up your nostrils, whilst saying "wibble" every so often?

  13. Pennine MC

    Shouting - a new national pastime?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      IT SURE IS!

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Funneeeeeee :-)

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Shhhh! I have a headache.

  14. Pennine MC

    Idly musing on whether the word 'wallet' can be incorporated in a swear filter

  15. Pennine MC

    It's bleak out tonight ;-)

    1. 10800

      10800

      You're not in the Southern Uplands are you?

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      He's never borne the brunt of a MaxStafford rant either I bet ;-)

    3. trisonic

      trisonic

      Surely not?

      Lambs are gambolling....

  16. Pennine MC

    Golden Grahams

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Wasn't there an episode of Micheal Palin's 'Ripping Yarns' called 'Golden Graham', about a terrible football team?

    3. Baby Deltic

      Baby Deltic

      Crunchy nut Cornflakes - very moreish

    4. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      I wonder if that's where the name comes from, it's bizarre enouge

  17. Pennine MC

    Today, I made an appearance downtown; I am an expert witness, because I say I am.

    1. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Bit more obscure than the last one, eh?

  18. Pennine MC

    They're beating plowshares into swords, For this tired old man that we elected king

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    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Hehe, another Henley fan. Top man :-)

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      We shouldn't be doing our dirty laundry on rmweb

    4. John B

      John B

      To get down to the heart of the matter, I'll be celebrating the end of the innocence at the Sunset Grill..

  19. Pennine MC

    V-hangers and bananas

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    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Chocolate and cream, single line tablets :-)

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      D9004, Fyffe and Forfar Fruitery :-)

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      TRAXX!

  20. Pennine MC

    Note to (wet) cat, I may be wearing a dressing gown but I am not a towel

  21. Pennine MC

    is still filing unevenly but has put right the cockeyed solebar from a fortnight ago. So progress then...

  22. Pennine MC

    is going to sell his book collection and just ask on here when he wants to find something out. Is that OK guys?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      As long as you sell them via the classifieds, so those of us that can read (as well as looking at the pretty pictures) can fight over them!

    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      When does Halfwit's lorry come my way?

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      I knew the lorry idea was a winner!

  23. Pennine MC

    has disposed of the blood of a thousand corpses. It's hard work getting flies off a car bumper.

  24. Pennine MC

    The Internet is made of treacle and wet string

    1. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Is the string knotted as well?

    2. Boris

      Boris

      The internet is made of treacle and wet knotted string, ergo, the internet has evolved from underpants. That explains an awful lot.

  25. Pennine MC

    has just got back from an afternoon on a brakevan round Scunny steelworks. Top stuff :-)

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Isn't it just a great trip.

    2. DonB

      DonB

      Do we get to see the photos? Pure nostalgia for me!

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