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  1. Ian J.

    Tea for two, minus

  2. Ian J.

    Tea minus three

  3. Ian J.

    T minus 4

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      And counting ...

  4. Ian J.

    T minus 5

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      T-5.5 for me. Zero hour is 0808 Sunday

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      5 whats?

  5. Ian J.

    Van Booked :)

    1. Londontram

      Londontram

      Van Booked, Is he that Dutch chap?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      No, he Valked....

  6. Ian J.

    A moving experience... :)

    1. snitchthebudgie

      snitchthebudgie

      Where did you go?

    2. cpman46

      cpman46

      Was it something you ate?

  7. Ian J.

    Bip Chutty, Private Detective

    1. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      Near us there's a services called Barton Stacey. I always think that sounds rather like a private detective to me.

       

  8. Ian J.

    is now inside the last year to the big Hawaii

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Five-O next year?

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Yep.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Book Him Danno - Murder One

  9. Ian J.

    Well, well, well.

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    2. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Three holes in the ground?

    3. Londontram

      Londontram

      Rosetta says yes thanks she feels much better now!

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      :-)

  10. Ian J.

    I like the sound of rain on grass :)

  11. Ian J.

    Might have found a better place to live :) Time will tell.

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Mars?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You're emigrating to Australia?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Best of luck.

       

  12. Ian J.

    Cheese of the Cottage

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    2. thaddeus

      thaddeus

      is Shepherds cheese made from sheep...

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Or from shepherds? oO

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      Village of Cheddar?

  13. Ian J.

    Buckled alloys...

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Happens to fast drivers, I suppose!

    2. DCB

      DCB

      Happens to slow drivers like my wife too

    3. Rowsley17D

      Rowsley17D

      Pot holes? My car has just had a new spring and suspension arms fitted.

  14. Ian J.

    ...is having Caesar's Salad. I hope he doesn't mind...

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      I was going to have a rocket salad but when I checked in the fridge rocket had gone off

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Caesar adsum iam forte!

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit ...

  15. Ian J.

    What is this wet stuff falling from the sky?

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    2. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Had a cracking thunder storm - no rain though.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Where!??

    4. mark374

      mark374

      is the sky melting from the heat

  16. Ian J.

    Munching my nuts...

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      I guess it counts .....Just.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Are you not putting some by for the winter?

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      What you do with your nuts is no business of ours.

  17. Ian J.

    Close Call. Almost ended up renting a property from what turns out to be a shockingly poor agent who lie in their adverts.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      He should have been....

       

      but its the definition of Letting Agents that they lie in their teeth, unless an aggrieved client knocked them out, then they'd be lying in their false teeth, which is somewhat appropriate!

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      I don't know they're Rachman bad, but they're certainly prepared to put pictures of an entirely different property on Rightmove compared to the one they're actually letting. Not a good start, then I read a couple of reviews online that were very unfavourable, and there appear to be no other reviews at all.

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      Rachman was the landlord - not the agent ...

  18. Ian J.

    A sit on a warm trifle roof

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Slippy?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      An experience not to be trifled with?

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      That custard can be darn treacherous stuff ...

  19. Ian J.

    Well, that was a short trip down the .space lane

  20. Ian J.

    Oh, nuts.

    1. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      52 years of hurt

    2. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      Cadburys bake them and they cover them in chocolate?

  21. Ian J.

    Ow!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      You should look where/when you're hammering....

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      My Achilles tendon was in absolute agony at that moment :(

  22. Ian J.

    The Soggy Bottom, Boys.

  23. Ian J.

    More cheese, vicar?

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Cracking cheese, Gromit!

  24. Ian J.

    Chip Butty

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Tomato Sauce Sandwich

    3. Danemouth

      Danemouth

      Bread & Dripping sandwich - tried one as a child - bl00dy horrible!

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Bread and dripping, a cold fried slice! Tomato sauce sandwich, aka Blood Butty, the Snack of Kings!

  25. Ian J.

    I appear to have Achilles' tender tendons :(

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