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  1. Ian J.

    Head Jack

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Does he hit the road?

  2. Ian J.

    Wolf Pack

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Wolf359

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Locutus.

    4. Phil Mc

      Phil Mc

      Toronto !

  3. Ian J.

    Flatpack flapjack.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Turnips.

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Cullompton.

  4. Ian J.

    Flatpack.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Been to Ikea?

  5. Ian J.

    The Orange Orangutans of Orange County

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      all like to eat together as a family.

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Oook!

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      ... are librarians.

  6. Ian J.

    5000+ ratings :)

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Catching up.... ;-)

    2. Liam

      Liam

      917, but then I've only been a member for a year....

  7. Ian J.

    Deflated

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Would a foot pump be of any assistance?

    2. Rowsley17D

      Rowsley17D

      Have you let yourself down?

      Sorry couldn't resist.

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      Eat beans!

  8. Ian J.

    Tonight's the night we boldy go. We rise.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Engage!

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Don't forget to wash the sheets in the morning ;))

  9. Ian J.

    New keyboard :)

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    2. Lu4472ke

      Lu4472ke

      on the subjects of keyboards I have just cleaned the marmalade out of mine

       

    3. Miss Prism

      Miss Prism

      Too much toast in mine

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      If you want to be amazed/horrified/disgusted, put a couple of sheets of white A4 on your desk, turn your keyboard over and rap it smartly on the paper a couple of times. Its quite astonishing what comes out.....

  10. Ian J.

    Philly, Philly, you're so pretty, but we're not resting, we're not silly... :)

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Well - thank you.

  11. Ian J.

    (Winter) Contigency

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A piece of cheese.

  12. Ian J.

    My spectre's melting down...

    1. Platform 1

      Platform 1

      So are several billion others - we ain't seen nothin' yet!

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Blofeld!

  13. Ian J.

    Walked from Tintagel to Trebarwith Strand this morning, windy, muddy, but not wet much. Now back in B&B out of the onslaught of rain this afternoon.

    1. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      Decided against having a swim then !

  14. Ian J.

    Christmas in Kernow :)

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    2. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Tee hehe, all the best!

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      We're doing that too

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Tinseltagel... :)

  15. Ian J.

    The Mid-sized Midwives of Midford

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Do you know their names?

    2. LBRJ

      LBRJ

      Maureen, Margaret and Mable i think ;)

  16. Ian J.

    The Last Jedi - Good, good, good.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What about the blancmange?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its Mr Blobby - even worse than Jar Jar!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Chef‘s recommendation at Mos Eisley Cantina!

  17. Ian J.

    The Lingering Lingerie of Lingfield

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And pandanus.

    3. 46444

      46444

      Big blaster knickers required in this weather old chap!

    4. sharris

      sharris

      Nora Batty's wrinkled stockings!

  18. Ian J.

    It's amazing how small something can be to take a car off the road when it was supposed to be a straightforward service! Bl***y oil filter clip...!

  19. Ian J.

    The Krunchy Kobras of Kentucky

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      That's an unfortunate number of 'K's

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Oz: indeed it is...

    4. Regularity

      Regularity

      Kentucky Fried Snake?

  20. Ian J.

    The Juggling Jugglers on the Juggernaut

    1. Londontram

      Londontram

      your just being a silly billy now Ian

  21. Ian J.

    Offline? I didn't notice... (I was at work... ;)

    1. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      That's where I noticed.

  22. Ian J.

    The Inverted Invoices of Invergordon

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      How likely is it that Invergordon would tolerate it's invoices being inverted for an extended period?

  23. Ian J.

    The Helpful Helicopters of Helston

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Hexackly how many helicopters har there hin Helston ?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Five.

  24. Ian J.

    Absinthe without bees

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And pandanus.

    2. dvdlcs

      dvdlcs

      Asinthe?

  25. Ian J.

    Let them eat cake!

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