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  1. Captain Kernow

    Pongo.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Pingu

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  2. BoD

    BoD

    Longer platform, shorter scenic run. Or vice versa?

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      How many coaches can you for into your platform?

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  3. BoD

    BoD

    So if they want to entice me from road to rail, why do they charge me £13 to park up at the station?

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      How many days was that for?

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  4. BoD

    BoD

    It is a far better sausage I eat now than I have ever eaten. It is a far better butcher I go to now than I have ever known

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      It was the wurst of times...

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  5. Barry O

    Just when I thought it was going so well..ping off into the wilderness went a white metal casting..humph!

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Some poor being in a parallel universe is complaining about being inundated with model railway components (and odd socks)

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  6. Captain Kernow

    Why would one boast about having a 'pink slip daddy', then?

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      The equivalent here would be "V5C, old chap".

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  7. Mad McCann

    Far too much turmeric on the rice tonight. My next dump will look like the NMT!

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Hope it was genuine turmeric. Informed sources tell me there are substitutes using dyes.

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  8. AndrewC

    So long and thank's for all the fish. (for the foreseeable future anyway)

  9. Horsetan

    finds that the car handles more evenly after the NSF balance weight fell off yesterday.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      And/or your brake discs are in need of replacement.

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  10. Horsetan

    finds that the car handles more evenly after the NSF balance weight fell off yesterday.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      That would suggest the previous balance was faulty.

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  11. Horsetan

    finds that the car handles more evenly after the NSF balance weight fell off yesterday.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Do you drive fast enough to notice an out of balance wheel?

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  12. Andy Y

    Prime numbers of food products in a packet; aside from being odd by definition it's flippin' inconvenient.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Buy two packets.

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  13. BoD

    BoD

    I've lost my progger-wotsit again. It's the tool I can least do without.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Mole Wrench?

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  14. Mad McCann

    I need to buy some more tinfoil, this hat's broken...

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      What you need is mu-metal. Works a treat against unwanted interference. Cover with garlic for added protection.

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  15. NGT6 1315

    Surrounded by Ions

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Be Positive!

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  16. Jongudmund

    I am seriously under word count in my dissertation and desperately need to pad it out.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      My wife was 22000 words over in her doctoral dissertation. She removed a chapter about post feminism.

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  17. beast66606

    Pussycat, pussycat where have you been? I've been to London, now I'm queen Sitting pretty, I don't wear suits And the mice all call me - Puss'n boots

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Oh no it hasn't...

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  18. beast66606

    A fantastic night with The Specials last night - I'm wondering now, what to do

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Did Terry Hall have Lenny the Lion with him on stage?

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  19. Trainshed Terry

    Just taken 21/2 hours to get from Chelmsford to my home by train and a 2 busses. Due a incedent at Shenfield.

  20. Horsetan

    hasn't had much luck getting through to the London Probate Department :-(

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Where there's a will there's a way

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  21. BoD

    BoD

    Catching up on Zen and the art of sausage slicing.

  22. Mad McCann

    Thinking of having a stab at being a bus driver. Needing to bring in a bit more bacon that I currently do!

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Well you only have to demonstrate no disagreements during the last year...

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  23. Mad McCann

    Thinking of having a stab at being a bus driver. Needing to bring in a bit more bacon that I currently do!

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      You could try applying for the Dunmow Flitch if you want bacon.

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  24. BoD

    BoD

    Painting window frames and surrounds. I do hope that Ernie is kind this weekend so I can move up to the senior scale. For my eyes sake.

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      You can add more detail in 7mm scale. Still need glasses here.

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  25. NGT6 1315

    Reverse Elephant

    1. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Only on trunk roads

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