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  1. NGT6 1315

    And The Next Station Is...

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Fenchurch st I've already have the other three I just need to pass go first

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Mornington Crescent

    4. 46444

      46444

      Jeremy Vine on Radio 2...

  2. NGT6 1315

    This is a true story. It is based on official reports and eyewitness accounts.

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    2. 46444

      46444

      According to the Daily Mail..

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It is not a true story. It didn't happen. It wasn't me. I wasn't there. It was Tony wot did it, Guv.

    4. adb968008

      adb968008

      Fake news

  3. NGT6 1315

    Stainless Razorblade Leningrad

  4. NGT6 1315

    Islands in the Stream

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      'Twas writ by the Bee Gees, but, as they say in Fleet Street. . . "Don't let the truth spoil a good story.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Kenny Rogers was popular here in about 1979. He then opened a chain of chicken restaurants in Malaysia. No idea what happened after that.

    4. bourneagain

      bourneagain

      Dolly Parton relates the story that Kenny Rogers turned up drunk for the recording session and couldn`t remember half the words!

  5. NGT6 1315

    There are too many motorists on the roads who deserve a good, long clobbering.

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    2. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      I got overtaken yesterday morning by a transit van in a clarring hurry. A Norfolk country lane and he missed me by inches. Five minutes later i found him wedged in an electricity pole.

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Someone trying to play chicken with your tram again?

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      I would have pulled over, laughed and pointed loudly and then driven off.

      White van men are utter tw*ts... ;-)

  6. NGT6 1315

    La ciudad de Nueva York

  7. NGT6 1315

    Tramifications aren’t anything of concern for a tram person.

    1. sharris

      sharris

      Tramadol - public transport for toy people?

  8. NGT6 1315

    Rumble in da ci-teyyy...

  9. NGT6 1315

    Invictus

  10. NGT6 1315

    Trip Trey

  11. NGT6 1315

    Rock on the Bones

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Stick of rock with LNER all the way through...

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Cabbing Class 58s is no easy task today.

  12. NGT6 1315

    Operation Dachshund

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Sossiges!!!

  13. NGT6 1315

    Terra Hippopotamica

    1. 46444

      46444

      Not advisable..

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood

  14. NGT6 1315

    Torquemada

  15. NGT6 1315

    has just put 1008 through its paces.

    1. Brian Hawkins

      Brian Hawkins

      Invader

    2. steve22

      steve22

      Bet you're pleased?

  16. NGT6 1315

    In The Year 2525...

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    2. Sails

      Sails

      Alien 3

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Ruck Bodgers is the 25th Centurian

    4. Hampshire Hog

      Hampshire Hog

      If man is still alive

  17. NGT6 1315

    I am standing still, you are not standing still.

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      What a relatively strange SU...

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bolleaux.

    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Wibble

  18. NGT6 1315

    Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Yes. Intriguing what Dr Cagliari keeps in his cabinet.

    2. Sails

      Sails

      Never surrender, never give up!!

  19. NGT6 1315

    Rise.

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      This is not a request. It is a plea!

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Rise Up.

  20. NGT6 1315

    A place where nobody dared to go / The love that we came to know / They call it Xanadu / And now, open your eyes and see what we have made is real / We are in Xanadu...

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    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      those legs ...

    3. walrus

      walrus

      Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You're the one that I want.

  21. NGT6 1315

    „Well, isn’t this gneiss“, murmured the geologist while examining rock samples.

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      "But how did you solve the case of the rock thief of London town, Holmes?"

      "Sedimentary, my dear Watson"

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      "Gneiss to see you, to see you, gneiss..."

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I think these jokes are falling on stony ground.

  22. NGT6 1315

    Free sprecken shtonk!

  23. NGT6 1315

    „You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.“

  24. NGT6 1315

    Fly Chosonminhang.

  25. NGT6 1315

    Not availble for rabric, leatheroid or wet painty surface. Sure is a lot to consider when attaching self-adhesive wall hooks, eh?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The instructions don’t make any statement either way.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Best to try then.

    4. Finsbury

      Finsbury

      rabric is a nightmare, you need unicorn wee for that.

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