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  1. halfwit

    :1 colloq. an extremely foolish or stupid person. 2 a person who is mentally deficient.

    1. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      3, A person who is neither but who likes to wind peole up. :)

  2. halfwit

    ...even on clear days I can't see the point..

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    2. steam-driven boy

      steam-driven boy

      It's at points like this I find myself turning to good old Harry N:

    3. Jan

      Jan

      It's probably froth obscuring your vision

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I can usually see the Eddystone on a clear day...

  3. halfwit

    ...saw a don henley sticker on a robin reliant...

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Robin Reliant sounds better, unlike that accursed don henley record.

    3. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      With a Moody Blues cassette on the dashboard

    4. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      That is one of my pet hates- I don't have a Scimitar Reliant!

  4. halfwit

    ...while your capturing the zeitgeist they're widening the motorway...

  5. halfwit

    '7. Trim cab roof as shown on drawing.' Er, what drawing? And why wasn't it etched to size in the first place Mr Famous Kit Designer?

    1. Bill

      Bill

      Perhaps that is what is meant by "Scatch 'n Build" ?

  6. halfwit

    'Band on the run'? He would be on the run if I had my way...

  7. halfwit

    'Bibbity bobbity hat'?

    1. knobhead

      knobhead

      Where's my fiddle at?

  8. halfwit

    'Feel it for real'. Berk.

  9. halfwit

    'I do not believe in the three-speed gear at all, it is a new-fangled instrument, it crucifies the legs, the half of the accidents are due to it'.

  10. halfwit

    'One learns to build by building, more than by thinking or reading or discussing'. Edward Beal.

    1. N15class

      N15class

      How very true, the books do not teach your hands what to do.

    2. neal

      neal

      'so that's a cup of tea and a full English'. Ian Beale.

  11. halfwit

    's a model and he's looking good...

  12. halfwit

    's evening of swing has been cancelled.

    1. Jim49

      Jim49

      You're a swinger????

  13. halfwit

    's lazyness will be his undoing!

    1. Brinkly

      Brinkly

      haha! Yeah know the feeling!

  14. halfwit

    's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

    1. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Kelis ... superb.

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      I could teach you but I'd have to charge...

  15. halfwit

    's other half is cooking a roast dinner tonight. Life is good.

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      And a bottle of Fursty!

  16. halfwit

    's second wore wellies!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Hang on, he said "second". Does that mean there were duelling sheep?

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Is this 'second' climbing parlance?

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      Certainly is John. I led a 3 pitch Diff in the Ogwen Valley properly attired in climbing shoes seconded by the Indestructable Bob wearing wellington boots!

  17. halfwit

    's smallest dog has taken to eating dandelions...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Gone vegetarian?

    2. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      When you run out send it down here to do ours, please!

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      He'd be more interested in chasing your two around!

  18. halfwit

    's smallest dog is on the mend. He polished off a small bowl of chicken and rice and looked for more.

    1. richard_t

      richard_t

      Glad to hear it. As an owner of the world's "most susceptible to illness" Border Collie.

    2. richard_t

      richard_t

      Glad to hear it. As an owner of the world's "most susceptible to illness" Border Collie.

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Really good news - and a big relief for you. Next step - weaning him back onto dog food from the gormet delights you're cooking for him.

  19. halfwit

    's smallest dog just howled the house down. Why? Because he was upstairs and scared of the loft ladder which he thought he coudn't get round...

    1. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      we had a dog that tried to climb the loft ladder, she watched the cat do it and thought she should try it, luckily she only got a couple of steps.

    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Just shows you how thick dogs can be!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Least it didn't cock its' leg to it!

  20. halfwit

    's smallest dog threw up his dinner on the landing in the early hours of this morning. Poor dog for being ill and poor me for having to clean it up.

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Yes, definetely. I reckon that he's picked up a bug, probably from eating something disgusting whilst out on a walk.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Unfortunately 'picking up something disgusting' is on their job description... just as 'bringing in a dead bird for my owner' is on a cat's...!

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      At least you didn't step in it.

  21. halfwit

    's youngest dog has ignored both of his meals today. Very odd.

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      He normally gets very excited by his evening meal as its tinned food but he just wasn't interested.

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      We have a dog who's holding out for something better. I agree with the try with a treat approach.

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      Thanks guys. Gave him a treat - which he half-heartedly ate - then he ate half of his evening meal (the other dog polished off the rest). I reckon he's got the hump 'cos my wife's not home. She's not back 'till saturday so he'll have to get used to it!

  22. halfwit

    's youngest dog is asleep next to im, twitching whilst dreaming.

  23. halfwit

    'Stand sheet on end when stacking or despatching in wagons'.

  24. halfwit

    'Your post is empty'. Oh well, most of my posts are rubbish anyway!

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    2. mozzer models

      mozzer models

      Me to

       

    3. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      IE OK - NO!!!!

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Still not working in Firefox 17:30 UK time

  25. halfwit

    'Your supposed to actually enjoy the biscuit not just shove it in your mouth whole'. I am enjoying it!

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