Dave47549

Alice? Who the..........

If you removed all the cranks from locos, would there be any modellers left?

What has a bloke got to do to get a job.

Any thoughts on using Uber for a taxi ?

Juan Sheet is now Super Juan...,

I have an idea - let's make apostrophes chargeable. Then there would be some incentive to get them right and not slam one in everytime a word ends with an S

Finally Northern Ireland is getting some recognition from the media, 123 DUP

In truth ......the more I hear the more it's making me think "none of the above" #alotofwafflereally

Who sang 'We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time?'

The people in power know what they're doing. Everything's under control. Believe. Believe. Everything's under control. Believe.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...

Anyone aware of a society in Wombourne?

What are these 'Kayleigh 0-6-0s and 4-4-0s' the video narrators speak of? Apparently they were common in Scotland but I've yet to see one. Where they used on Fish traffic or something?

really should remember not to sit in the local curry house with his trouser zip undone. It makes the staff very unhappy.

Has a Purple Moose in hand....

So today's clue, is for you all. It is as follows...........1ft 7 and 3/4 inches

Anybody who had never seen an owl on skis has obviously never taken acid

I think the reason I hate christmas so much is that you're bombarded with it from September onwards and I just get fed up with it, especially all the commercialism that has nothing to do with why Christmas exists.

Currently standing on Buggleskelly platform.

I have a job interveiw tomorrow the first one in 15 months that is a record for me. GLUP!!

siht daer uoy ton nac uoy teb

Yawn.

Buccleuch, as in 'Duchess of Buccleuch', how does one pronounce the name Buccleuch?

Just had my fortnightly visit to the local joke shop. Talk about getting people to understand that I have limitations on the work that I can do. As forcing me to take a job that could make me unhappy is not the way forward.

Two bread rolls, who are identical twins, walk into a greengrocers and ask for a roll of film.