Jump to content
 

Dave47549

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    944

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Status Replies posted by Dave47549

  1. Andrew P

    Another BAD incident at Parliment this morning.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      I thought she was on holiday?

    2. (See 6 other replies to this status update)

  2. Captain Kernow

    Modern people don't say thanks.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Cheers.

    2. (See 13 other replies to this status update)

  3. LU_fan

    I am a big fan of NSE, even though I never experienced them myself. But recently I started wondering, what would a Class 50 in Jaffa Cake livery look like?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Would it be a chocolate log ??

    2. (See 10 other replies to this status update)

  4. neal

    Trump told me to.......

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      send 2000 texts ?

    2. (See 13 other replies to this status update)

  5. ian

    ian

    There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

  6. 46444

    Once more has had a wardrobe malfunction in the crotch department...

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Think yourself lucky that it's only a wardrobe malfunction... ;-)

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  7. big jim

    Didn’t get far with virgin job application, others were better suited for the job, class 1 passenger qualified, sign longsight, wcml Carlisle to Rugby and south Manchester area, instructor and assessor with clean record, must have been a very high standard!

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      You obviously didn't make a pretty-enough poster then?

    2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)

  8. newbryford

    There seems more than the usual confrontational/argumentative type threads than usual. Is it because the weather's so cr@p and folks are getting cabin fever?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Did you spill my pint ?

    2. (See 24 other replies to this status update)

  9. jbqfc

    how am i meant to report and forward spam Emails for investigation if virgin media email will not let as the content is spam ARRRHHH

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Virgin Media are a complete and utter joke (must be something to do with the name..). Despite being asked to desist, they continue to spam post me a couple of times a month & have been doing so now for years. You'd have thought they'd have realised they're not going to get a sale from me by now !

    2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)

  10. Dan Griffin

    OK own up, who outbid me for the EFE Network southeast bus !

  11. Captain Kernow

    Disgraceful - https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/premier-sin-19-hotel-rooms-1295507.amp

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      "Good evening & welcome to hotel el naff. May i see your i.d. and latest psychoanalysis results". All that separates you from their plight is a bank balance and a roof over your head. Shameful, you'll be having them wear stars next.

    2. (See 24 other replies to this status update)

  12. Captain Kernow

    Disgraceful - https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/premier-sin-19-hotel-rooms-1295507.amp

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      I don't know what's worse - Premier inns, or some people's blind ignorance. Other political stances are available...

    2. (See 24 other replies to this status update)

  13. FPH 603

    Just finished watching every episode of Oh, Dr Beeching! One of the best comedies I've watched I'll say! What's next?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Yes, I saw a set for £20 in HMV a week or so ago.

    2. (See 6 other replies to this status update)

  14. Jongudmund

    How would you model a gravy train?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Take a ride on the 'blue' train first...

    2. (See 21 other replies to this status update)

  15. Mad McCann

    In 2014, I re-wheeled a Bachmann 4F to EM. In 2018, I converted it back at about same cost. Moral there somewhere...

  16. waggy

    A bridge between the UK and France ? Is it the 1st of April already.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Be fair, don't ridicule the idiot. Ridicule the idiots that voted for the idiot...

    2. (See 9 other replies to this status update)

  17. Captain Kernow

    What is the opposite of Great Western?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Best Western.

    2. (See 14 other replies to this status update)

  18. Captain Kernow

    Very annoyed today to find out that our local post office was closed by stealth on Christmas Eve.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Other political ideologies are available.

    2. (See 10 other replies to this status update)

  19. 46444

    Is outside a Tesco store the new youth club for teenagers?

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      It was probably the queue for rancid Turkey refunds...

    2. (See 9 other replies to this status update)

  20. Tim Dubya

    Today I have mostly been listening to The Bonzo Dog Doh Dah Band

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      And a great favourite and a wonderful performer of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank on gong....

    2. (See 7 other replies to this status update)

  21. cal.n

    The voice at the end of ELO's Mr Blue Sky says 'Please turn me over.' Mind officially blown.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      This is your captain speaking.

      Pay attention now.

      Those listening in cd, at ease.

      Those who have vinyl, turn it over.

    2. (See 6 other replies to this status update)

  22. bcnPete

    Typical Stoke display again...grrrr

  23. Ozexpatriate

    Had I $450M I don't think I'd spend it on a gloomy guts holy picture, even if Leo painted it.

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Blimey, you could have got a couple of new toy trains for that sort of wedge...

    2. (See 4 other replies to this status update)

  24. bcnPete

    3 more days to go with Sober October...then I need to decide what my first tipple will be...

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Be careful with these October jollys. I did Stoptober 3 years ago & haven't smoked since. I've not been chilled out or happy since!

    2. (See 4 other replies to this status update)

  25. NGT6 1315

    Hava nagila / hava nagila / hava nagila ve nismechah

    1. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      My bicycle has been struck by lightning

    2. (See 5 other replies to this status update)

×
×
  • Create New...