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  1. eastwestdivide

    Well that was unnecessarily complicated. Teaching your customer how to do their job.

  2. eastwestdivide

    Tea, toast and DaveF's pictures

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      NSFW?

  3. eastwestdivide

    The first leaf-blowers of autumn are out in the park

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Quite windy enough here without using those....

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Is this a coded message to the resistance..?

  4. eastwestdivide

    Apricot swiss roll

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Apricot jam as "glue" between a cake and marzipan is a necessary evil, but in a Swiss Roll, its an abomination!

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      I'll have yours then. You can keep the marzipan.

  5. eastwestdivide

    Peeling apples till my wrist hurts

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Is this a core modelling skill?

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Pipped me to that one.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Nothing like peeling back the skin.

  6. eastwestdivide

    "It'll be with you tomorrow" Yes, you said that yesterday.

    1. snitchthebudgie

      snitchthebudgie

      Tomorrow never comes

    2. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Is that Godot, then?

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Might as well be Godot. It's like deja vu all over again.

  7. eastwestdivide

    We need to swap our waistcoats for cravats.

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Wot ho old bean.

    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Can I keep my hat on?

    3. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      hat on jerkin off.

  8. eastwestdivide

    Canal route march tomorrow

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Walking on water?

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      PhilEakins - No, I leave that to the professionals.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Wondering if the water levels are as bad as 1976. It was like boating in mud...

  9. eastwestdivide

    Back from 2 weeks of Interrail. Photo backlog.

  10. eastwestdivide

    Brambles - leave for fruit or rip them out?

    1. locoholic

      locoholic

      They multiply exponentially, even if you try to eradicate them.

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Rip em out. They are #######s

    3. LBRJ

      LBRJ

      both...fruit collection than glyphosate em!

  11. eastwestdivide

    Failed my Yorkshire Citizenship application - didn't really like the Black Dyke brass band. Worried about being deported

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/106646-the-depots-low-baring-rosedale-east/?p=3154439
    3. LBRJ

      LBRJ

      Yorks is too big to be one place, I'm nearly as near to Worcester as the northern wastes of the county :O

    4. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Q: what do you call a Lancastrian in Yokshur ? ........ A: A humanitarian aid worker ;-)

  12. eastwestdivide

    Enjoying the Tour de Yorkshire TV coverage

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Went by near to me yesterday, couldn't see it unfortunately but I hear it was mobbed.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      They must be really, really fit riding those hills at that pace, in this weather.

    4. The White Rabbit

      The White Rabbit

      I didn't enjoy being virtually imprisoned in my own home because of the road closures.

  13. eastwestdivide

    Enough with the French abbreviations already!

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Hmm, lots of French letters there.

    3. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Ca va?

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      La guerre, yes, Sir.

  14. eastwestdivide

    Website message: To transfer your online ISA into another online ISA, please ring this number and we'll send you a paper form in the post. Welcome to the 20th century.

  15. eastwestdivide

    syncing contacts from an ancient flip phone via an old Blackberry, an old Mac and a USB stick and email to a 2nd-hand Android. I like a challenge. Please don't tell me there's an easier method

    1. NXEA!

      NXEA!

      Manually inputting the contacts to your Android?

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      NXEA! - too many contacts to do it manually and retain any sanity

  16. eastwestdivide

    Intermittent horizontal snow in S Yorks

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Whilst on Merseyside, the fall of an individual snowflake can be timed using a stopwatch!

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      I don't think any of the horizontal snow actually touched the ground. At least there's none lying at the moment.

    3. Liam

      Liam

      There was a smidging in North Yorkshire this morning, but most of it has now disappeared.

  17. eastwestdivide

    Just head the first ice-cream van of Spring

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    2. w124bob

      w124bob

      Our local van never stops, yes he was in the street in the snow last week!

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      I missed an R, yes. Brain-freeze from Mister Whippy

    4. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Heading an ice-cream van not recommended

  18. eastwestdivide

    Repairing the real house with lego bricks

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Just another brick in the wall?

  19. eastwestdivide

    there's fifteen feet of snow in the East, and it's colder than a welldigger's ass

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Didn't realise welldiggers use asses - and how do they get then to go down the well?

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      I could have translated from the American, but the profanity filter might not like it.

  20. eastwestdivide

    Email from phone company "Go Roam even further". My response, "did I say something to upset you? "

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      All roads lead to, er, Roam?

  21. eastwestdivide

    Email from phone company "Go Roam even further"

  22. eastwestdivide

    After a tussle with the Government Gateway, which appears to be more of a rusty barbed wire fence, just paid the taxman the old-fashioned way (paper bill, online payment).

  23. eastwestdivide

    Was watching Groundhog Day by channel hopping between Channel 5 and Channel 5+1. Even the adverts repeat.

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Yes the disappointment of Bacchy announcement after all that frothing....

    3. Mim

      Mim

      If I watch the horse racing on Channel4-1 I can pick a winner every time at the bookies.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      That’s some way of securing modelling funds!

  24. eastwestdivide

    Annual archiving

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Which annuals are you archiving?

  25. eastwestdivide

    Another job delivered, another €10 for the holiday fund. Time for mince pies

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