BlackRat

There's no poll that can't be polled,

No hard sell that can't be sold,

No post you can hold but you can learn how to play this game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

There's no May that can't be made,

No other way that can be weighed,

No exit strategy but you can learn how to play the game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove...

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...<...

Not as good as Horse's, but another Beatles-to the tune of Maxwell's Silver Hammer:

Boris working late

Thinks he's got it on a plate

Has support of friends

So he goes to bed felling pretty smugg a ha smugg

But as the zs are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer comes down upon his head

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer--