iak

People running 'cause they're scared

The people better go and beware!

No, no, please, no!

Loud ending

Hometime music lovers.....

Is this a lager I see before me, handle toward my hand?

You are all bonkers - apply for the England job now.

Naplam Death anyone?

I thought Naplam was a treatment for dozing sheep.

Charlie don't surf!!!!

Easy mon...

Too much beef chow mein???

I'll have a double of you've had.

Decaf coffee and a couple of jam topped crumpets?

All rather boring really.....

Aaaaa00000

I can ride in 'em since I normally ride bareback. No saddle, no stirrups, no problem :-D

I don't wish to now that!!!

Thanks for the compliments, iak!

;-)

Mmmm...from the album that marked the turning point in their music style IMO...

Subdivisions - great choice.

Conform or be cast out?

Aye right...

What is up, buttercup...

Sausages are the new sausages...

Aye but not if they're chorizo...

In the sh*t.

LMAO!!!!

"- for her merchandise, he traded in his prize...."

North-West of the South-East

So we can expect even more global warming then?

Well not that wet... The mackerel has nae done a Lazarus..

Have "North Cones" been hoisted?

But do you have an enormous moustache to go with it?!

Hopefully the Republic of Ireland will manage to win a game....

If you're green folks will think you're an off colour smurf

Still got the darkroom, tanks, dishes, timers, enlarger, dishwarmers, safelights, glazer... and a stock of outdated paper and chemicals. Not used for 10 years now, but you never know...

You mean it still exists?!

Using film cameras about as old, or older than myself. But I don't do the processing myself.

But it will be noisier .

but much much more satisfying....

Beware of imitations....

and the immortal.... "bag those toenails", now lets make the water turn black!

GAG ME WITH A SPOON

Barf out.

SSRI's and Benzodiazepines!?!

Wibble...

Wibble...

Wibble...

Hope you'll be improving soon, iak. This stuff ain't much fun indeed.

This is what happens when you become a "resource..."

Thinking of you and wishing that things will brighten up in due course...

it clears after a while honest

Ditto, wishing you all the best.

and the magic music makes your morning mood

Off on your way, hit the open road.

There is magic at your fingers..

for the spirit ever lingers undemanding contact in your happy solitude...

Exactly...

Try some upwards delegation

I think we should park that idea.

Ach but they're a right bunch of soor faced killjoys, take nae notice!

WHo my management? yer assuming they hae faces!

I'm trying to...

The goalposts keep moving which does nae help.....

And no that is not the pills - yet?

What you need is a Tunnock's Teacake.

Caramel wafer ..

Sl

Is that the wibble factor?

I was tempted; but sadly lacking funds

Its green and very pretty....

I succumbed with disturbing ease...

Wibble!

Once disturbed, forever uneasy... be at peace with your purchase. Now for a model of Wibblehead Viaduct..

Has'nt got a clue.

Do you want the key and chord sequence?

No but I ken a few things I can smash up with a Les Paul!!!

Ever since Personnel became HR. A person is just another resource like a raw material or a machine.

It's all about getting your ducks in a row. :-)

quack

Same, everyone is cutting the grass, too!

I feel your pain Iain. Rotten doesn't come close....

Eyedrops time...

Dribble, snuffle, cough...

You definately hawking for a wedding present now.....

Dave,

see ya at Wigan.

Ma speel chuckers'

no workin agane....

Zsa Zsa Gabor: "A man in love is incomplete until he's married. Then, he's FINISHED."

If that's some kind of soldering device you have some serious issues my friend (says he who had his stomach pumped after drinking Mek Pak)

A new bicycle I should have said. I have nae ridden any distance in 3 years and my rear end is letting me know about it... Ouch!

Good job tis only yer rear bits!!!!!

Welcome back, Iain. We've missed you!

Good to hear things are looking up. Every little step counts for something (ask me how I know)...