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  1. Home time... And the Archer rivets beckoneth... Wibble!!!

    1. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      The one's that I have look good. Start a thread up about how you get on applying them.

    2. Jon020

      Jon020

      Remember - apply to a painted surface! they should look good once sealed with another coat. Good luck!

  2. Meet the new boss... Same as the old boss!!!

    1. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Has'nt got a clue.

    2. 45568

      45568

      Do you want the key and chord sequence?

    3. iak

      iak

      No but I ken a few things I can smash up with a Les Paul!!!

  3. All the same, we take our chances, Laughed at by Time, Tricked by Circumstances....

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Mmmm...from the album that marked the turning point in their music style IMO...

    3. Physicsman

      Physicsman

      Subdivisions - great choice.

    4. iak

      iak

      Conform or be cast out?

      Aye right...

  4. Back on more medication - great.

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    2. iak

      iak

      SSRI's and Benzodiazepines!?!

      Wibble...

      Wibble...

      Wibble...

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Hope you'll be improving soon, iak. This stuff ain't much fun indeed.

    4. iak

      iak

      This is what happens when you become a "resource..."

  5. Disengagement... Or redundency? Why do they have to use claptrap instead of plain english

    1. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      Ever since Personnel became HR. A person is just another resource like a raw material or a machine.

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It's all about getting your ducks in a row. :-)

    3. sixteen 12by 10s
  6. How much is a Kalashnikov?

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    2. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      But it will be noisier .

    3. Trebor

      Trebor

      but much much more satisfying....

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Beware of imitations....

  7. The weather has gone mad - again...

  8. Developing black & white film... Remember that?

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    2. martin_wynne

      martin_wynne

      Still got the darkroom, tanks, dishes, timers, enlarger, dishwarmers, safelights, glazer... and a stock of outdated paper and chemicals. Not used for 10 years now, but you never know...

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      You mean it still exists?!

    4. Jamie

      Jamie

      Using film cameras about as old, or older than myself. But I don't do the processing myself.

  9. Well I'm of home for some birthday cake...

    1. ClikC

      ClikC

      Hsppy Birthday Iain, looks like we share the same date. Hope you enjoy your cake.

  10. aLLEZ WiggO

  11. Begin the day with a friendly voice A companion, unobtrusive

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      and the magic music makes your morning mood

    3. iak

      iak

      Off on your way, hit the open road.

      There is magic at your fingers..

    4. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      for the spirit ever lingers undemanding contact in your happy solitude...

  12. I hate hayfever...... Snuffle!!!

    1. SouthernRegionSteam

      SouthernRegionSteam

      Same, everyone is cutting the grass, too!

    2. Timara

      Timara

      I feel your pain Iain. Rotten doesn't come close....

    3. iak

      iak

      Eyedrops time...

      Dribble, snuffle, cough...

  13. I hate hayfever...... Snuffle!!!

  14. I love the smell of naplam in the morning...

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    2. iak

      iak

      Naplam Death anyone?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I thought Naplam was a treatment for dozing sheep.

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      Charlie don't surf!!!!

  15. I'm singing in the rain... Just singing in the rain

    1. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      soaking...up the sun here (East London)

    2. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      Ah, but Ian, like me, lives in the rain belt. You live in the sun belt.

  16. wedding bells...

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      You definately hawking for a wedding present now.....

      Dave,

      see ya at Wigan.

    2. davefrk

      davefrk

      Ma speel chuckers'

      no workin agane....

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Zsa Zsa Gabor: "A man in love is incomplete until he's married. Then, he's FINISHED."

  17. Its not easy being green.......

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      But do you have an enormous moustache to go with it?!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Hopefully the Republic of Ireland will manage to win a game....

    4. Boris

      Boris

      If you're green folks will think you're an off colour smurf

       

  18. Can you tell me where my country lies?

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      In the sh*t.

    3. iak

      iak

      LMAO!!!!

       

      "- for her merchandise, he traded in his prize...."

    4. 69843

      69843

      North-West of the South-East

  19. Which Telly Tubby should be in #10?

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      Politics!!! (but i'd say la la) I'm actually not sure who is!

    2. iak

      iak

      "Bibberly cheese!!!!!"

  20. Spotify makes drech days so much better..Ôi orôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi ohrorô poPÔ Yôi orôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi rôrôrôi ohrorô poPÔ!!!

  21. Roland the Thompson gunner...

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      That is really strange, it was on my music box that plays from the computer just today, was it you that hacked into my memory?

       

      Dave Franks

    2. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      Another Zevon refrain?

  22. The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Was it rotten there?

    2. iak

      iak

      So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray

       

  23. Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun...

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Ro-land, I only want to help you Ro-land...

    2. iak

      iak

      With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done...

  24. ...Draw Blood... aaaaaaaOoooooo

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Paper cut?

    2. iak

      iak

      Too much beef chow mein...

  25. Aaaaaaoooo ... Werewolves of London...

    1. Steve Sykes

      Steve Sykes

      His hair was perfect...

    2. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      Lawyers, guns and money

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