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  1. I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

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    2. iak

      iak

      Easy mon...

      Too much beef chow mein???

    3. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      I'll have a double of you've had.

    4. iak

      iak

      Decaf coffee and a couple of jam topped crumpets?

      All rather boring really.....

       

      Aaaaa00000

       

  2. Sundown dazzling day Gold through my eyes

  3. I'm wondering if we should start training sheep-dogs to herd motor cars???

    1. TheSignalEngineer

      TheSignalEngineer

      No need, just put a sign up saying 'Fuel available here'

    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Idiots park here should suffice.

  4. My wallet has run away after this morning.... Wimper, wibble, wobble...

  5. What is this that stands before me?

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    2. iak

      iak

      People running 'cause they're scared

      The people better go and beware!

      No, no, please, no!

       

      Loud ending

       

      Hometime music lovers.....

    3. Jim49

      Jim49

      Is this a lager I see before me, handle toward my hand?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      You are all bonkers - apply for the England job now.

  6. So which rust bucket will I go home on this evening?

    1. Stu from EGDL

      Stu from EGDL

      Probably not 90046 after its Bletchley exploits!!!

  7. Came in to work today on a freezing cold box of bolts... A 142 pairing does not constitute a modern railway!!! Jeeez my feet are cold!!!

  8. Came in to work today on a freezing cold box of bolts... A 142 pairing does not constitute a modern railway!!! jeeez my feet are cold!!!

  9. Going home on a decent train!

  10. The devil bug is in retreat... I can hear again; even if I still sound like Barry White!

    1. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      The McWalrus of lurve?

    2. iak

      iak

      Ye cannae be serious...

  11. The devil bug is in retreat... I can hear again; even if I still sound like Barry White!

  12. Gah.. Devil bug infestation... Wheeze, splutter, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

  13. The manager of my manager has managed to make a managment decision about how my manager manages me... I think??? My brain hurts!!!

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    2. iak

      iak

      Exactly...

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Try some upwards delegation

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I think we should park that idea.

  14. The trouble with auld rugby injuries is they keep reminding you how daft you were whence you were younger........

  15. Its nearly home time for the last time in 2010.... Peace and quiet beckons - bonza!

  16. A gorgeous aquisition has me dribbling hoplessly...

    1. Jan

      Jan

      Is that the wibble factor?

      I was tempted; but sadly lacking funds

    2. iak

      iak

      Its green and very pretty....

      I succumbed with disturbing ease...

      Wibble!

    3. Jan

      Jan

      Once disturbed, forever uneasy... be at peace with your purchase. Now for a model of Wibblehead Viaduct..

  17. Having riden the new push-iron the afternoon, I think Ispent too long out of the saddle.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      If that's some kind of soldering device you have some serious issues my friend (says he who had his stomach pumped after drinking Mek Pak)

    2. iak

      iak

      A new bicycle I should have said. I have nae ridden any distance in 3 years and my rear end is letting me know about it... Ouch!

       

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Good job tis only yer rear bits!!!!!

  18. Nah someone was horsing about......

  19. Home to listen to the new Orb/David Gilmour album.... Time to go oooot there methinks?

  20. Photoshop overload - time for bed said Zeberdee... Wibble!!!

  21. "The music of the future will not entertain. It's only meant to repress and neutralise your brain... " Oh not another X-factor?

  22. Losing to the Pie Munchers...... Its Painful!!!

  23. Super League play offs..... Eeeeekkk!

    1. deltic21

      deltic21

      I'm the same!! :O Think all the games are too close to call :(

  24. Call in the Time Team...

  25. iak

    LAGER!!! LAGER!!! LAGER!!!

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