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wonders if Boris (The Mayor) is ironing his suit...unlike the last time...

Alas, poor railway modelling! I knew it, Horatio; a pastime of infinite fun, of most excellent fancy; it hath borne me on its back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those dreams that I have doted I know not how oft. Where be your pleasures now? Ah here we are - dropped on the carpet again!

someone make me some split axles please

"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."

Theres a strange yellow disc in the shy above perthshire, Do you know what it is?

Tidied up today and found my workbench again.

re: Deb's update..If people who go all over the country for rare birds are called birders, are people who do similar for rare train workings trainers....??? Hat, coat etc!

OK, why did no-one tell me that you control the opposite frog of a double slip?

First an Earthquake! Now Floods! Getting rather biblical here, I wont be suprised to see four guys ride past on horses!

Football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football...balls!

is in space and at the final frontier.

Absolutely fed up with the inability of my builders construction and plumbing teams to work together! I mean, it's only a downstairs lavatory. Virtually everything that can go wrong, has gone wrong! Aaargh!!

Another joke: Whats the difference between a ###### and a ######? A ###### doesn't ###### when you ######!!!!!

Historical fact from the Beeb (So it must be right...) - fashion 'expert' talking about Kates hat -'It was made by the same company that made Nelson's hat for the Battle of Waterloo'. Interesting. Nelson DIED at Trafalgar Oct 1815. SO - did the company make the hat prior to that or did they make Wellington's hat rior to Waterloo (1815) - or as a publicity stunt did they take Nelson out of the crypt at St Pauls, make a new hat & take him to Waterloo?? Answers on a...

is sorting out. Didn't realise I had reached 177 miniature malts.

is sorting out. Didn't realise I had reached 177 miniature malts.

is working on the Gallic shrug

If you were to call me an armchair modeller I couldn't disagree.

whats the ratio of pva / water / washing up liquid for balasting in N gauge?

olympic torch olympic torch olympic torch - aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh !!!!!!

Just had a text read out on Tony Livesey Radio 5

It's only kicking a bag of wind around a field...

prawn curry - let the flatulance begin!

There's a round yellow thing in the sky in Scotland this morning. Anyone any ideas what it is?

Has 'police survalence van #2' showing up on wireless. Should I be worried?