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On the sixth day there a curry was created with vegetables and meat of the cow and it was all good. On the Sabbath there was much wailing and gnashing of toilet paper.

Just discovered my toilet is German made. Wonder how it fares in emission gas tests.

has never EVER had a dentist make such an arse of pulling out a tooth, they even got blood on the ceiling.....

My computer is ten+ years old. Takes a month of Sundays to start up. Won't let me look at My Pictures. Keeps giving me 'not responding' messages. Do I need a new one ?

10th nusense call today and I finally lost it with the indian fella who actually said something the 10th time arround."BLOODY WELL TAKE ME OFF YOUR CALLING LIST"

virgin media have told us it will take till the 12th to fix our on off internet already had two weeks of it

Top gear boys signed for Amazon prime!

will be selecting the thinnest piercing saw blade possible....

Has been applying for jobs. Unfortunately 'proficient at stealing car wheels' is apparently not a desirable skill for emplyers

Thinking of putting a post in the wanted section of rmweb. Wonder if there would be any takers if I asked for the old classifieds section to come back ??

is slaving over another Will.....

Well my TT holiday lasted 48 hours. Freak force 8 gale destroyed our tent & ruined our holiday

OK Mr Tesco, don't think we haven't noticed that you've gradually been making the toilet rolls smaller over the years...

Leaky pond scuppers Taunton trip, ######.

Titfield Thunderbolt on TV tonight!

That's the end of top gear then...

About to discuss those

"Have you seen the refuse collectors?" "No. But follow the rubbish left on the floor and I'm sure you'll find them" I am now definitely sick and tired of all the cr*p our bin men leave behind them after the visit. It's simple. If you drop it PICK IT UP!!!!!!!!

Reinstate Jeremy Clarkson! https://www.change.org/p/bbc-reinstate-jeremy-clarkson

I must remember not to chop through a live 240v cable again!

has registered 90/60 in the blood pressure test. Borderline low there.

is waiting for the mobile networks to collapse under the sheer number of New Year's greetings texts....

Hi, stupid question alert - what exactly is the boiler pitch measurement? Cheers

I've just accidentley eaten my fathers chritmas present......

In France, criminals were once put to death with the gelatine.