Western Stalwart

My 4 year old son was sent home from nursery today with a swollen face. My wife took him to the doc’s straight away where he was diagnosed with “slapped face syndrome”!!! I kid you not. Google it, I have. I can’t believe it. Of all the things I worry about what could happen to him growing up that was just not one of them.

Is cooking some Cumberland snorkers for lunch

has just got back from A&E after his wife tried to swallow a sack barrow. What she did was so implausable that they've accused me of hitting her, you've got to love the nanny state.

Uploading lost of 1980's banger blue to my web. HNY everyone!

getting married today going to be the happiest day of my life

has the hangover from hell... :-(

Through cunning and sneakyness, the horror that is the works Christmas doo has been sucessfully evaded for another year!!

It's not fair why can't I have every new loco and magazine free. It's rubbish that no one makes a Jones goods ready to run in N gauge with DDC sound! Snif...

In the pub about seven thirty, mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty

What bl**dy day - first I cut myself shaving then herself cuts my lip while trimming my moustache - now another hour or so waiting for it to stop, grrd,

Its raining.

is engaged in a battle of wills with a squirrel...

today's project is to spray Testors onto some diecast cars and do the first Sunday roast since April. It's not eally a BBQ day let's face it!

Just got two eight week old kittens, we don't have names for them yet.

Here we go.........

The horror! The horror!

snooping about...

Fathers' day, my backside. This is the 3rd cup of tea I've made myself whilst everyone else is still asleep.

Whats 'appened, I'm suddenly locked out of groups?

is just going to collect his rocket launcher to clear the roads of caravans on the Bank Hol...

is wondering whether this is the weather to weather? ;-)

says there's some interesting announcements tomorrow!