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  1. Harlequin

    You know your craft knife is blunt when...

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      The only thing it will cut is the end of your finger off.

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  2. Tim V

    According to the latest Toyota advert, I'd rather be in a Corolla than an E type. I think not!

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      That old Jag 3.8 engine with triple carbs....or some Jap car? Ok

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  3. NXEA!

    Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Arm-wrestling with Chas and Dave

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  4. KDG

    KDG

    Why cant ladies put the toilet seat back up when they've finished with it. Its very unhygienic

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      The cistern is also good for number 2's and 3's

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  5. eastwestdivide

    We need to swap our waistcoats for cravats.

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      hat on jerkin off.

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  6. NGT6 1315

    Het IJ

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Now yer talkin my language.

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  7. Londontram

    Watching Quadrophenia last night about mods and rockers in the 1960s and in the scene where the main protagonist is laying in bed after a heavy night and his mum comes in and opens the curtains just in time to see and HST going by outside

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      True. There's also a 50 in Padd towards the end I think.

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  8. Captain Kernow

    I was astonished the other day, whilst stopping briefly to make use of the Gentleman's lavatory in a motorway services area, to see an advertisement alleging that a firm has invented a pair of underpants that can either prevent or supress the unwanted emission of gaseous products from one's posterior.

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      ...as opposed to a poster of Branson who urges you to "unleash your business".

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  9. NGT6 1315

    Space. The final frontier.

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      A left ear, a right ear and a .....

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  10. muddys-blues

    When I ever I feel a bit glum, I just go on Hattons website - pre-owned section, that cheers me with a few of their joke prices they are asking for 2nd hand "yes second hand" stock ;-)

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Ramp the price up of old used stock and the new stuff looks like a bargain.

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  11. NGT6 1315

    It's Genesis! The name of the place we're going is GENESIS!

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Bring us a couple of pewter proto HST noses back please.

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  12. Swifty11

    Is it just me or have Magnums got smaller?

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      They're just a re-badged Viva.

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  13. 46444

    Is this the way to.....?

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Oldham?

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  14. Tim Dubya

    I saw a white dog turd for the first time in about 30 years on my way into work this morning... do I win a prize?

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      No, to win the prize you have to spot the 1970's type that has thick hair growing on it.

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  15. 46444

    Release.....

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      those balls

       

      lottery

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  16. Jon Fitness

    I think I'm in love with Lenka..

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Better than being in love with Linka

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  17. Mad McCann

    Wondering if I can score some Laserglaze without travelling to a faraway expo...

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Shawplan woill eventually pick up the phone; can take 2 weeks of trying though

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  18. Tim H

    Memo to self: Never attempt to use humour on this forum. Because there are too many humourless and self-righteous types who are so quick to take offence at anything,

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Some of us sit around all day waiting to be offended.

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  19. Swifty11

    Now, anyone need a laugh? http://www.oliviastrains.com/trains/mt/Bachmann-coaches/Bachmann-pullman-coaches/Bachmann-39-002k-2x-mk1-pullmans-wcrc/

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Kicks the Kernow 4TC into touch. It's only money at the end of the day.

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  20. WD0-6-0

    Is wondering if a Hornby Sandwich and Minoru can be combined to produce Humorist and another as yet unchosen A3?

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Sandwich can become Colorado with some german deflectors

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  21. Worsdell forever

    Noel Gallagher said last night, 'the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is the teabags' - well, it's one more than Lancashire...

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Some good things came from Manchester; Oasis wasn't one of them.

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  22. NGT6 1315

    Goya

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Chantal

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  23. NHY 581

    Welsh and proud.

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Quarter Welsh but 100% Welsh emotion

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  24. Mad McCann

    Epic weekend of A3 action!

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      would rather look at the A3

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  25. andyram

    Curry farts!!!!

    1. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Slurry and you won't stop.

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