Jump to content
 

Harlequin

RMweb Gold
  • Posts

    5,565
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Updates posted by Harlequin

  1. Receiving small cardboard boxes in the post is a big part of modern life.

     

    I'm the sort of person who keeps little boxes that "might be useful".

     

    So why is it that when I want to send something in a small cardboard box I cannot find a suitable one anywhere?

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      The disappointing thing is when you receive a small cardboard box in the post and were expecting something slightly bigger...

       

    2. Dagworth

      Dagworth

      Waiting for cardboard boxes to arrive in the post is an even bigger part...

  2. The status post speaks

    An autumn leaf suspended

    Then falls as litter

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Happy haiku!!!

       

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      With Christmas near

      Thoughts of r m web of old

      Where is Kenton-san?

  3. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      It works better when off...

    2. Adrian Stevenson

      Adrian Stevenson

      I had that all day at work yesterday. It was so bad I decided to work from home today..

  4. The model railway / Bake Off connection fizzled out early, unfortunately.

    I was looking forward to lots of train cakes.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I suspect you might not be alone.

    2. truffy

      truffy

      I don’t like cake. I’m more of a cheese scones and crumpets man. But I can’t see much that you with them train-wise. 

  5. I'm going to watch Countdown today with some trepidation...

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      This is where the competitors are told they are the "weakest link"?  (4 vowels and 7 consonants...)  :crazy:

       

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I've recorded it.  Will watch from behind the sofa later.

  6. “You gotta get in to get out”

     

    Hooray for 6Music!

     

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      Not if you're in the cage

    2. richbrummitt

      richbrummitt

      Is that an infinite monkey cage by chance?

  7. Mr Pooter said this of his two friends, "Doesn't it seem odd that Gowing's always coming and Cummings' always going?"

    1. railroadbill

      railroadbill

      Seems less odd now  sadly. 

    2. Andrew Dobie

      Andrew Dobie

      That was my A-Level text - I loved it!

  8. Where’s Monty? D’yanknow I don’t like this other bloke.

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Burns? Python? Montgomery?

    2. LNWR18901910

      LNWR18901910

      He could've been a dog with glasses voiced by Griff Rhys Jones.

  9. "Use a /pen/, Sideshow Bob!"

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      No one who speaks German could be an evil man

  10. By mistake usually...

     

    Click on someone's name or avatar and their profile page will open. At the top of the "Activity" area is an edit box with the legend "Write a public message on <member's> feed..." Type into that and hit "submit". (The word "public" is emphasized...)

    1. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Yes, I think most of the time it's actually intended to be a PM. I await with interest the day when a manufacturer uses the feature to inform Andy about a supersecret forthcoming announcement :D

    1. BoD

      BoD

      Now there's a challenge for the good Captain.

  11. Build it and they will come.

    1. Corbs

      Corbs

      Contractors?

  12. is sorting through a box full of Xmas lights that all nearly work but not quite.

    1. tigerburnie

      tigerburnie

      LED's have certainly made that job easier

  13. Dapol Railcar + Youchoos Zimo sound+speaker + incredibly fiddly fitting = Dead railcar

  14. Ratatouille, red wine, Railway Modeller. Ahhhh...

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've never considered consuming RM in that manner!

  15. In the county of Sissex lies the Hamlet of Brodley-on-Cleat

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is that near Wissex, or perhaps Issex? ;-)

  16. Who'd-a-thought "roundy-round" would become a highly technical term?

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I would never have thought it possible.

  17. Granville! Feh-feh, feh, feh,...

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Have you had a spillage?

  18. #allthestations are doing Aberdeen to Penzance #longestday #longesttrain

    1. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      National Rail are streaming live(ish) video from the cab.

  19. Fork 'Andles...

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      How many candles was that?

  20. Avatar collision!

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Virtually catastrophic...

  21. Annoyed at Pinterest for trying to wall-off useful info.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Monetisation is everything.

  22. Sunday Brunch - Oh dear!

    1. farren

      farren

      Hopefully at a pub!

  23. Email from Axminster Tools: "Why Jamie went Spiral"... Didn't know they read RMWeb!

    1. sigtech

      sigtech

      Thats the end of all that- i hope!

  24. "Carpet bombing Mozambique with Bream" ;-)

×
×
  • Create New...