Captain Kernow

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Having undertaken one loathsome domestic chore yesterday, this morning I did some cleaning of ground floor guttering, which was actually rather more enjoyable, being out in the open air on a lovely morning.
- July 15, 2019
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2. bgman
  
  Unfortunately I wasn't allowed any cordial, Nil By Mouth for 5 hours in the R D & E at 05.20 Sunday !
  
  July 15, 2019
3. marc smith
  
  Dear Captain Kernow. I have some 3rd floor guttering which could really do with cleaning. As you seem to enjoy this task so much. May I now offer you a cordial invitation, to clean the guttering at my house? You will be offered the beverage of choice, in lieu of payment for your work, of course
  But no ladders provided - please bring your own!
  
  July 16, 2019
4. Captain Kernow
  
  Dear Marc,
  
  You are most cordially invited to pick your most kind invitation up and run with it anywhere you like, provided it's not in my direction! I finished my guttering today and am already dreading the same task next year. Perhaps next time I might use the jet wash again, even though it isn't always as effective and I get soaked each time I do so.
  
  However, I remain most touched by your kind thoughts and feel sure that you will be able to find some dark location where the sun doesn't shine, in which to safely guard your invitation.
  
  Yours most sincerely,
  
  Kernow, Guttering Captain
  
  July 16, 2019
  
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