Super D

We don't class Ginsters as Cornish pasties! They are full of mush.

Found out why people are buying so much toilet paper - a man sneezed in Tesco and 30 customers sh*t themselves!

BT make a great deal of money from these calls!

I first met Roy on Retford station when we were both in our very early teens. On seeing the model of Retford a couple of years ago I was gobsmacked! Roy was a perfect host and treated both me and my wife to a splendid coffee and cake. He is sadly missed and I am very worried about the future of Retford when the property is sold. RIP old friend.

Problem is an empty tank not a full one!

Rubbish brewed in Northampton - not a patch on the real stuff!

Lemon top from Papa Pacito's!

Paying off your balance each month does not improve your credit rating - quite the reverse.

Here comes the sun - George Harrison

At a friend of mines cremation he requested 'Smoke gets in your eyes'

Always soak the bread and crust thoroughly or you will cause real problems for birds!

Flying Scotsman was the first loco authenticated to reach 100 mph. City of Truro is alleged to have reached tat speed but it was not authenticated.

Jim S-W's Birmingham New Street is absolutely fantastic in to flesh.

I have something in common with Tom Hanks and Sir Michael Redgrave - we are all Type 2 diabetics having inherited it from our respective mothers. It has nothing to do in our cases with poor diets or being overweight..