RMweb Premium Neil Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 5, 2011 Citizens of Swagonia, please be upstanding for the national anthem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 5, 2011 Citizens of Swagonia, please be upstanding for the national anthem. Well, that's upped the intellectual content a little! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 5, 2011 I would have thought I am a cider drinker would have been more appropriate! Regards, Farmer Brinkly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 45156 Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 5, 2011 Would not Devon Glorious Devon be a more intellectually pleasing choice (for those East of the Tamar of course) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Simon Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Hi, The funny thing is that I can see Captain Kernow singing that! Simon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 5, 2011 Hi, The funny thing is that I can see Captain Kernow singing that! Simon Yeah he does on the way to DRAG Simon! Honestly I don't know how Brian and I put up with it! Regards, Nick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Taz Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 5, 2011 ear plugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 5, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 5, 2011 ear plugs Coz he is a cider drinker! :lol: Actually that should be, Coz he is a pasty eater! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugsley Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Nah, I think this one should be adopted as the Swagonia national anthem: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I think CK wrote the lyrics to the old anthem 'God Save Our Parsnips'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointstaken Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Wasn't there a pre-war song that began "Leaning on a lampost" ? Dennis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogaloo Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Pasty Duchy On The Left Hand Side?? Boogy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Coz he is a cider drinker! :lol: Actually that should be, Coz he is a pasty eater! Well, to much hilarity, your Captain finally discovered the existence of this thread last night, whilst innocently mouthing the words to an old Adge Cutler ditty in the back of Taz's car en-route to DRAG, not thinking that anyone in the front was paying particular attention (such was the head of steam built up as Mr Midshipman Brinkly regaled all and sundry about the perils of trusting local yokel mechanics......) Whilst it is not uncommon for the Honoured Inhabitants of The Noble Realm to expect bare-faced cheek from foreigners, when our own citizens indulge in such frippery, it can only be considered treasonous..... So, the matter was referred to SWAGPO for investigation... and the unfortunate Midshipman in question was singled out as the Ringleader of this mutinous insurrection. I am now able to announce, therefore, that after a period of intense self-reflection, Mr Midshipman Brinkly has expressed genuine and heart-felt remorse and has consequently been sentenced to the following Forfeit - to publish a full colour photograph of himself on this forum of himself attired in a morning suit and top hat... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Re6/6 Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Make the scoundrel walk the plank Capt'n! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Make the scoundrel walk the plank Capt'n! Why else do you think we want him to dress up like a penguin?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Why else do you think we want him to dress up like a penguin?! Joke bit! You'll never have that pleasure Mr Maddocks, just as I will never see you in the uniform of a Captain, if that is your true rank?! (For starters I don't have a beak or webbed feet!) As for your SWAGPO we Irish have a long history of dealing with repressive regimes ‘...and the more of us they shoot, brings more people to our side!’ (Éamon de Valera 1st May 1916 after the failed Easter Rising) Serious bit! As much is I don't mind a joke and a bit of fun, I'm not prepared to upload the photographs in question which were taken at a private function of people who certainly would not wish their wedding photos being shared on an internet forum and to be made a spectacle of! If you are a true gentleman, as I presume that you are, you will understand this. And if you don't like it, I'm not going to lose sleep over it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Taz Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Careful Nick. All this talk of rebellion and we'll have the Royal Padstow Lancers deployed and escorting you to the border Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Careful Nick. All this talk of rebellion and we'll have the Royal Padstow Lancers deployed and escorting you to the border Don't you worry Brian, Coz I've got a brand new combine harvester... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 I'm not prepared to upload the photographs in question Oh dear, we were all looking forward to the Caption Competition Photo of the Year!! Never mind, there might be a photo of you in that nice jacket last night, that'll have to do....I'll see what's on the camera, you mustn't deny the good folk of The Noble Realm their fun! Edit - just checked, and there isn't any such photo from last night! people who certainly would not wish their wedding photos being shared on an internet forum and to be made a spectacle of! We don't want to make a spectacle of them, Mr Rogers, only you!! So, what about Photoshop then, eh?! We would be happy to airbrush the innocent out of the shot! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Don't you worry Brian, Coz I've got a brand new combine harvester... I'm getting concerned, Brian, he's showing definite signs of agricultural inclinations - he can't seem to get that combine harvester out of his head! You know what it's like when you can't shake some tune or other from your head - I think Nick's condemned himself to continuous mental performances of Wurzel numbers ad infinitum!! ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Taz Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 Maybe he has withdrawl symptoms from being without his car for so long and has developed a facination of anything with an internal combustion engine.... ......or maybe he is just a closet Wurzels fan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted May 10, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 10, 2011 ......or maybe he is just a closet Wurzels fan I blame that Rushby fella! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Neil Posted May 11, 2011 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted May 11, 2011 Briefing Paper - Commander in Chief - Swagonian Forces Re: Disguise After taking advice from the office of the Attorney General the disguising of Swagonian field operatives as penguins would render them unprotected by the Geneva Convention and therefore cannot be advised. Suggest that all future infiltrations of hostile territories revert to using the stealth blimp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
industrial Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Briefing Paper - Commander in Chief - Swagonian Forces Re: Disguise After taking advice from the office of the Attorney General the disguising of Swagonian field operatives as penguins would render them unprotected by the Geneva Convention and therefore cannot be advised. Suggest that all future infiltrations of hostile territories revert to using the stealth blimp. You mean a lot of hot air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold pirouets Posted May 13, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 13, 2011 Hot air they may be full of, but you should beware of the accuary of the gunners from that thing. A well thrown parsnip from 300 ft can cause with a perfect spiral immense damage. With only an hour to hide once you see the blimp appear it is scary times in the other "onias" of the UK. (Well may be not in Scotonia) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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