Popular Post bike2steam Posted December 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 1 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 G'Day Folks 2 3 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 21, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2021 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewartingram Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Wonder what she does with the boots & whip? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 21, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, stewartingram said: Wonder what she does with the boots & whip? You’ve led a sheltered life then. 3 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 G'day Folks 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, manna said: G'day Folks Think I'll pass on that! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Holyrood have announced additional detail on COVID-19 restrictions and rules for Hogmanay for all Neds General Rules: 1) It’s still ok to fight with your neighbour as long as you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to 2) Burgling homes in your local area is still permitted as long as you sanitise. Track and trace technology must be used. 3) You can only visit your dealer when dropping your kids off at school. Dealers must wear visors and sanitise all bags. 4) You can still have sex with any relative (preferrably within your bubble) otherwise you must be home by 10 pm. 5) Vigilante groups of 6 only permitted outdoors between the hours of 10 pm and 6am, ppe must be worn during physical contact & raves. 6) Sitting in the park is encouraged, but please note, although a bottle of white lightening has higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser, it is not a suitable substitute. 7) Services provided by sex workers will still be permitted as it will be deemed an essential service and due to concerns of an economic collapse in the area. Specific Rules apply to these areas Ayr town centre : Is now classed as a ‘NO GO ZONE’. If you must travel through this area please follow all diversions, stay in your car at all times. Masks are not required as nothing is open. Milngavie: All middle class drug fueled swinging orgies must adere to the rule of 6. Masks must be worn. Gimp masks are deemed suitable. Fife: Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers. Jim 2 1 13 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 47137 Posted December 22, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 22, 2021 I had a puncture in the car on Monday, no spare wheel (modern car) and the gash in the cover too big to fill with sealant. Tyre fitter arrived this morning with his van (of course) and trolley jacks but not his bar with 21mm socket. So he borrowed mine. I know his VW Transporter has its far from modest running costs but maybe he will knock a bit off the call out charge :-) - Richard. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billy_anorak59 Posted December 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2021 Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing! 6:00 PM - Oooh, Bath . Bummer. 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing! ------- Excerpts from a Cat's Diary. .. Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. In an attempt to show my disgust, I once again vomit on the carpet. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am, to show their supposed superiority. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.…For now.... 4 2 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted December 22, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 22, 2021 23 hours ago, BoD said: You’ve led a sheltered life then. Bus shelters, park shelters, air raid shelters. It rains a lot in Wales. 9 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: Fife: Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers. For Merthyr they'd need to supply and distribute gloves for 6 webbed fingers. Like I said, it rains a lot in Wales. What's the difference between a and a pub? Merthyr boy can always find the pub... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted December 22, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Bus shelters, park shelters, air raid shelters. It rains a lot in Wales. For Merthyr they'd need to supply and distribute gloves for 6 webbed fingers. Like I said, it rains a lot in Wales. What's the difference between a and a pub? Merthyr boy can always find the pub... Mittens? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ohmisterporter Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Isn't there a saying, "Inside every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out"? 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ohmisterporter said: Isn't there a saying, "Inside every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out"? More like, "Inside every fat person is a thin person and a box of chocolates..." 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted December 23, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: Or Kilometre Davis to the rest of the world! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: 1 minute ago, kevinlms said: Or Kilometre Davis to the rest of the world! They'd spell it that way to prove that they haven't really given into the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 23, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 23, 2021 On 22/12/2021 at 01:10, manna said: G'day Folks But that is after you eat the Big Mac! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Ohmisterporter said: Isn't there a saying, "Inside every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out"? Just the one? 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted December 23, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Hroth said: They'd spell it that way to prove that they haven't really given into the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.... They should be friends with the French, since the French gave them a certain statue, which to a huge degree, symbolises the US. Although it seems to have diminished in recent years, with 2 flags representing the US - the Stars & Stripes and Confederate flags. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted December 23, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 23, 2021 There are some seriously weird Christmas ads at the moment on the radio. One which reeks of irony is the one for blind people who can't manage techy stuff. e.g. TV remote etc. At the end it says for help tell Alexa to "Call RNIB" Mmm. Is it me? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, melmerby said: There are some seriously weird Christmas ads at the moment on the radio. One which reeks of irony is the one for blind people who can't manage techy stuff. e.g. TV remote etc. At the end it says for help tell Alexa to "Call RNIB" Mmm. Is it me? I don't know how people with sight problems manage to pair a new Alexa device (like an Echo Dot) to a wireless network. You have to have access to Alexa on a phone or tablet and perform the incantations "just so" otherwise you end up going in circles... They seem to have fixed it now, but when the advert was first broadcast, that line confused my Echo Dot mightily! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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