RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 I selected some burgers on the Tesco website... I then clicked on "add to cart" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My mate asked me if I like my burgers well done or rare so I told him I'd have one each way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers. So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regards, Nick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Another good reason to be a vegetarian... steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull1845 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I've just looked in my fridge at my Tesco burgers, and they're off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted January 16, 2013 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco have announced that sales of their burgers remain stable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull1845 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 If the latest news from Tesco has put you off burgers you should try their meatballs. They're the dog bollo##s... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Neigh, there will be no jokes from me! Just off to eat mine, accompanied by some nice Red Rum! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ELTEL Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco accused of using a zebra for a bar code Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold roundhouse Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 There's a new range out.. My Little Pony burgers However they are racing to get them off the shelves now Now we know what happened to Shergar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Trainshed Terry Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 16, 2013 That leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Terry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold roundhouse Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 I wish I hadn't had those burgers for tea as I am now feeling a little horse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Eat too many and you're guaranteed to get the trots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Horsemeat found in Burgers...whatever next "My Lidl Pony" Tried one of those tesco burgers last night and got a bit between my teeth Had the urge for a burger last night.....but it didn't last furlong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Crikey, a joke rate of well over 1 a minute since the start of the thread so far. We're giving Tim Vine a run for his money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Every little helps........maybe not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 These jokes need reigning in... I mean, how many more will we be saddled with? I'm not trying to stirrup trouble. steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 This could go on for donkeys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco's PR man can't cope with the pulic outcry - he's hoofed it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 16, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bayford Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Horsey horsey don't you stop. Or you'll end up in a tesco shop. Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round. Giddy up horsey you're a quarter pound Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I have a nagging feeling that the veggie burgers should be checked for Uniquorn! Better warn my "neigh"bours. --------------------------------------------- A customer walked into Tesco and the assistant asked him, "Why the long face?" -------------------------------------------- The mane thing is they've identified the D and Neigh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubber Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Just a thought...............isn't HAMBURGERS an anagram of SHERGAR BUM? Doug Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted January 16, 2013 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 16, 2013 Are you in favour of eating horse meat? yay or nay? Regards, Nick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseman Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 tesco home brand burgers i think they are flogging a dead horse there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseman Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 i always thought own brand burgers were a bit pony Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruffalo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Come now, we can't be near the whinnying post yet, or am I too blinkered to see it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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