davefrk

Hello Mr Franks…I’m sure Paul has already told you, yes we’re coming up mob handed on Saturday…would be grand to catch up with you all…not actually sat down and and drunk tea with you since before lockdown…

Hi Dave.

Thanks for the massage. Just been speaking to Duncan earlier this evening. Looks like the three of us are coming up to Perth on Saturday. Hope to see you and yours there. Will let you know once everything is confirmed.

Paul

Any clues as to which industrial loco buffers?

Had yee suppa?

Vegan Haggis. Who'd have thought it?

Last night on STV, Eddy Reader singing 'Ae fond kiss' was just beautiful.

Well done Cutty Sark.

Dave, you really need to stop making profit it's becoming socially unacceptable. Take a lead from your nice people at Amazon, Google and Starbucks.

Done back in August. As it is only a small amount to pay it will b done through the tax code.

Don't worry here in Australia a heap of companies have never made a profit... including Apple, amazon, google etc!

Far enough away from the South East to worry about.

You can "save" a lot of money if you don't give a toss about the communities you blight.

My granddad was the station master at Fountainhall until around 1963, when he and the family moved to Oakley in Fife.

Doesn’t that mean her dad taught her everything she knows?

Just goes to show how a careful choice of wife/partner is crucial to modelling success.

All these comments are either correct or non applicable.

Could be that you've got an Orthodox delivery driver. Provided its delivered before the 7th January 2019 they'll consider it "before"...

Hermes now deliver Christmas?

Oh dear.

Hermes asked if they could leave a parcel In a safe place for collection. Guess what, they thought that outside the front door underneath a briar mat was a safe place lol !

Ah but you see, I'll no be there tonight...

ahh. The marmite, toast and coffee effect?

Ugh, Marmite (well they say people either love it or hate it)

Parcel now picked up.... by YODEL man who said he was off yesterday and no-one covered his route, so they didn't call yesterday afterall and were telling lies again... Tut tut.

Just normal Yodel way of doing things

Oh yes....

...... and I have to make the minutes make sense which means little relationship to the actual proceedings!

Your skills at creative accountancy may help with works of fiction.

You've just reminded me I was going to try to thin out my railway books. The duplicates make it easier.

Back of the net Dave!

Yes Guys, good to find a bargain these days but not so much of a bargain if one already has it. Yes I've done that too Mike 60159

What are things coming to - in my day brake fluid was never changed but an oil change was just clean up the sump plug to make it look like it had been off!

Well, well, well, how did you guess.

Ew....

Come back, trains on Channel 5.

I was never in there. Thank God I Keith Mooned my telly in 2013...

Strictly Bum Muddling?

Spangled has-beens, twirling and twirling and twirling...

No, let’s watch the crumpet for a change . . .

Never knew I could get 1 quid to 1 AUD in fuel... no wonder I catch the train when in the UK!

However, motorway fuel is available 24/7/365 (366 in a leap year).

Availability does not equate to quality however.

Globalist fast food chains are the proof of that...

Ohhh.

We stopped listening to R2 AM after Wogan....

Jeremy Vine is another...when someone said about turning an engine over in a car, he said that he wouldn't have the tools to take the engine out!

How about Steve Wright (or "Wrong"!)....Serious Superiority complex there...another case in point!

Agree with JV & SW. Add in Jo Wiley as well to that list...Irritating.

Simon Mayo can take early retirement as well.

It's all at the Co-op, NOW!

Don't forget your divvie.

921723 was my mum's number. Local Nisa supermarket's been taken over by Co-op but they don't seem able to accept the number. I miss those little tin coins don't you?

Milk tokens!

Is that like a 'casting' couch perchance?

Should have waited until this morning Dave.

I am the richest man in History. I have my health, Mrs BoD and my model railway.

...lets get back to the high street and start a slow revolution...the manyana party

I feel sorry for these sad billionaires - they have so much money and power but they want more, more, more. They will never find peace for fear of losing it. And they think we are jealous? Nope. All any decent person wants is their fair share and the health to enjoy it. I'm lucky; I have my own roof over my head, reasonably good health and a decent work/life balance. I want little more than a woodburner and the odd toy and I miss having a dog. Other than that I'm king of the world jus...

It's a Volkswagen thing. You wouldn't understand.

Should I be reviewing my health insurance before the trip to Blyth?!

Hit a bad pot hole and the tyre deflation warning sounded a 'bing bong' and the warning light came on, re-set the warning and it stayed off, stopped when safe, tyres looked fine, very strange. Will check for any bulges today, the tyres not me...

Is "casting shed" a euphemism for Lavatory?

Couldn't you have had a lie down on the casting couch?

The casting couch, mmmm. That brings back memories.... There was one of those in a girlfriends house.

Indeed, hope it's a good race!

Hammer time...

Its Sunday already?

Very civilised. We have all three of our offspring and their families assembling here for both a wedding and a 40th birthday this weekend. Man fridge already under attack.

Has the football season started even earlier this year?

Was there a match on somewhere?

Time to go over to the dark side - splash out on a Mac.

Get a Mac . . . it just works!

Listen to advice and get a Mac!

Nobody ever changes from a Mac to a PC..think about it.