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  1. Undertaking some rather amusing experiments in station announcements using the Excel speech function!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Combine it with a Solari board?

    3. bescotbeast

      bescotbeast

      Mine sounds like Stephen Hawking

    4. How about a Dictator Loco Class?
  2. I think I may have met CK's daughter on a SWT service from Alton last night!

  3. Thought of taking my copy of the 1863 Bradshaw with me on a train jpurney recently but realised that not only would I need to buy a brightly coloured shirt and jacket that don't match, I'd also have to master the knack of leaving the station on one train, travelling on a completely different one, and arriving at my destination on the one I got on in the first place!

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    2. Armchair Modeller

      Armchair Modeller

      I have this crazy idea to do programmes about the regions of the UK, its people and traditions - but do 95% of the filming on the railways.

    3. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      You'll also need some unwitting people to pay for your ticket,dinner and accomdation!!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I think they're called The BBC...!

  4. If a bus station is where you catch a bus, and a train station (ugh!) is where you catch a train, what's a fire station for?

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    2. 3 link

      3 link

      Aplace were health & safety has ruined what was a great job... : (

    3. Manxcat

      Manxcat

      To catch on fire. Follow the BBC Scotland link..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20582868

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Whereas at a polling station, it's simply catch 22.

  5. Cor blimey!

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Steady comrades

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Cor-binned more like.

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Jezzer's here to stay commodes! Better Fred than dead!

  6. is wondering if anyone else has ever transported a 10' exhibition layout... by bicycle?

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    2. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      There was a layout that travelled by train a few years ago, rested on an ironing board. Can't remember any other details though.

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Sorry, I can't supply photos as the move has already taken place (this morning!) and I doubt will be repeated on the way back! I was carrying the layout by hand (two 5' boards,the scenic board able to fit between the carrying handles of the FY) with the stock/controller bag on my shoulder when a kind gentleman with a bicycle asked if he could help! I put the stock bag in the rear basket and laid the boards on top, running from the rear basket to the handlebars, with one of...

    4. halfwit
  7. last night passed the statue of his favourite British artist on the way to seeing his favourite Australian artist on stage :-)

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    2. 69843

      69843

      Ahhh...hope you enjoyed it.

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Yes, I did :-). BTW for further clarification, the statue of the favourite British artist is of course Cuneo at Waterloo (Rolf was at the Royal Festival Hall).

    4. aussiebrfan

      aussiebrfan

      Thank god when I saw this earlier today I thought you were going to reveal it was Kylie! Wrong artwork.

  8. Watched "Racing Legends - Colin McRae" this evening. Very sad to see poor old XM603 apparently rotting away - when I did work experience at Woodford 20 years ago a group of guys had got her into a smart condition and were able to taxi her :-(

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      The programme first aired between Christmas & NY 2012. Chris Hoy mentioned his 6 gold medals so was probably filmed some time after July. But if she's been moved and tidied up since then, great! :-)

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      I understand some bits were removed to keep XH558 going - I wonder which bits?

    4. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      I believe she's now only got two engines for starters! Not sure what else is missing though, nor which bits have gone to XH558 and what has gone elsewhere.

  9. Excellent Eureka moment this afternoon involving control panels and coathangers!

    1. DonB

      DonB

      Do tell!

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Russian style modelling, sounds like!

    3. Huw Griffiths
  10. is beginning to think that the reason most cyclists own bikes is because they can't afford BMWs!

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      Can't drive BMWs down pavements, on second thoughts you're probably right.

    2. steveb860

      steveb860

      I will stick with my bike thanks.

    3. Captain Kernow
  11. has never quite worked out which was the greater crime against culture - that countless episodes of Hancock, the Goons, Dr Who, Dad's Army etc were destroyed by the BBC in the 50s 60s and 70s, or that every episode of New Top Gear was saved for posterity.

    1. nightstar.train

      nightstar.train

      To bo fair some of those episodes were not destroyed on purpose. They didn't know that the media they used was dodgy and the stuff was erased accidentally.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I would happily erase every single episode of 'Eastenders' though...

    3. steve22

      steve22

      I think that all the Dad's Army episodes exist with half of one season (2nd?) only existing though on audio for radio use. My Collection, courtesy of elder daughter, mentioned something about at BBC guy taking two tapes out of a skip. Many years later his family found them in his shed, returned them to the BBC and lo and behold, two Dad's Army video episodes found. (One of which I recall seeing first time it was aired!)

  12. Von Klomp... official portrait painter to the Brit Awards...

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Didn't notice the big boobies! Virgin on the ridiculous

    2. Horsetan
    3. MarkC
  13. Out of the strong,came something sweet.Out of the eater, something to eat...

    1. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Samson's riddle, as seen on the front of tins of Lyle's Golden Syrup...mmmmmmmmmm!

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Marmite for me!

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      honey for vegans (man)

  14. Has just spotted a Ratio yard crane an hour into "Live and Let Die"!

    1. Adamphillip
    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      ... sorry, meant the Wills crane (or something that looks like it in 12" ft scale). Right at the end of the bus chase...

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      *sound of Adamphilip shuffling through his DVD collection*

  15. Thought I'd try Flickr again after Photobucket inposed a free storage limit and Flickr increased theirs. Forgot what an awful site it is :-(

    1. freebs

      freebs

      Flick used to be alright, but then they "upgraded"

      I hate it now.

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Quite slow to display photos now.

    3. Jon020

      Jon020

      TBH I've wethered the changes and now got used to it (as I suspect have most users)... and plan to stick with it.. prefering it to the other hosts.

       

  16. Saw 2 maroon Mk1s, 1 blue/grey & several Anglia Mk2s with a grey DB 67 on the front @Padd @ 1am today. Anyone any ideas what it was there for?

    1. big jim

      big jim

      give you a clue, sporting event in london! its a relief service to the west, similar trains on anglia etc, i have to make do with a 168!

    2. big jim

      big jim

      give you a clue, sporting event in london! its a relief service to the west, similar trains on anglia etc, i have to make do with a 168!

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      I did wonder if that was it (where do you think I was coming back from?). I had to make do with a 165 too!

  17. Was reading recently that former Government ministers have the right to buy a red dispatch box for their own use after leaving office. Given that there must have been some Government ministers over the years who were model railway enthusiasts, I wonder if there's a dispatch box with a layout built inside it!

    1. AngusDe

      AngusDe

      I read somewhere the box is a

    2. Boris

      Boris

      Wouldn't they have to take the handcuffs and frilly underwear out first?

  18. Very grateful to our local politicians for pushing their latest missives through the front door just as I ran out of toilet paper....

    1. kevpeo
    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I just post that stuff in a Freepost envelope to one of the big charities. After all, they're in each other's pockets.

  19. Was approached by three bTP officers this evening whilst waiting for the Cathedrals Express.Was expecting a telling off for photography (thouigh i didn't even have my camera out at that point) until one of them asked "Excuse me, do you know what time the steam train's due?"

    1. 69843

      69843

      Gotta love that!

    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      It's a fair cop.

  20. Has managed to photograph two Ffestiniog locos today without going anywhere near Wales!

    1. Trebor

      Trebor

      result!, not that theres anything wrong with wales before anyone says a thing....

       

    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Too right boyo....

  21. thinks he needs to start leaving lost property on Paddington bound trains, now that he's seen who he'd be collecting it from...

    1. big jim

      big jim

      she was a bit annoying though

    2. pitbull1845

      pitbull1845

      Only a little bit... Now where did I leave my laptop?

  22. If a bus station's where you catch a bus, and a train station (ugh! - horrible phrase!) is where you catch a train, what's a fire station for?

    1. trisonic
    2. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      Sure I've heard the words Deja vu before somewhere....

  23. is amused by the way two of the beach volleyball players have BRA written on their tops in case they forget what they're called!

    1. trisonic

      trisonic

      You probably already know that they are from Brazil.......

    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      One teem has a w on each cheek of their bikini bottoms so when they bend over it spells........

  24. Lesson of the day - if you're going to stand on a bridge to watch the trains on the way home from the club, make sure it's the one that still has track underneath it (Reading West-Southcote Junction), not the one that hasn't (Coley goods branch)!

    1. Raffles

      Raffles

      I got chased from that bridge years ago under a sower of half bricks.

       

    2. Raffles
  25. has almost completed construction of Hibberd 0-4-0DM 'Carpenter' - just painting to go!

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Pics please.

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      And wasn't 'Carpenter' a Guiness loco?

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