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Only if said partner finds out about it. :devil:

Killing time at department stores/supermarkets. What to do when your partner/friend/spouse is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 packets of tampons/condoms and randomly put them in peoples' baskets/trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5min intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in Mensware'... and see what happens. 4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on Lay-buy. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When an employee asks if they can help you, begin to cry and and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'. 8. Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirror and pick you nose. 9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 10. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!". 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal postition and scream "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!". (And last but not least!) 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door. Wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!". Matt. P.S. I have actually done the one where you hide in a clothing rack and got a few amusing reactions... and a painfull one!

Excellent review!! Now just need one in N Gauge!! Matt.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion? A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan! Q: What do Chelsea keepers and Singer Michael Jackson both have in common? A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score? A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool... Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter? A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time. Matt. P.S. sorry if some of these have already been posted, I didn't want to read through 17 pages!!

Thanks Andy. I think I'll make it 270mm wide to be on the safe side. It's not like 10mm is going to make much of a difference!! Matt.

Just need a quick clarification. I work in metric and am planning to make my diorama 500mm x 280mm but 280mm is only a few millimeters over 11 inches. Will this be okay or will I have to make the width 270mm?

Hmmmm, sounds interesting. Might give this a shot funds and time permitting!! Now just got to think up something to model!!

Don't know how much these would be in demand for but what about some pumping station/discharge terminals for coal and oil in OO and N? Matt.