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The Pocket Taser Stun Gun Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something 'extra' for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on the assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to the wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all TH AT bad, with only two triple-A batteries, right?!!! There I sat in my recliner with my cat, Gracie, looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions, and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit, I thought about zapping Gracie, (for only a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She's such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect her against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top, with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms, and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would just be wasting the batteries. All the while, I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; (pretty cute really, and loaded with two little itty bitty tiny triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'NO possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, 'Don't do it master,' reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little 'ol thing couldn't POSSIBLY hurt all that bad... I decided to give myself a one-second burst, just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over, and over, and over, and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side, in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, and undoubtedly thinking to herself, 'do it again, do it again!' Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is NO SUCH THING as a 'one-second burst', when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-%#&**%#... that hurt!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up, and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. (How did they up get there???) My triceps, right thigh, and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! Matt

That looks like a cross between a Class 60 and an NR Class! Matt.

Completely forgot I had these! First three are of one of the diesel Tilt Trains at Cairns Central station. These two are of the Cairns to Kuranda scenic railway These were all taken June/July last year when we went to Cairns for a week.

Say out loud, Irish Wrist Watch three times fast. Bet you can't do it first time. Matt.

Cheers Dave, I'll wait patiently! Matt.

Hi Dave. That wouldn't happen to include any overseas stockists by any chance would it? Matt.

I know my location says Brisbane but I actually live a bit further south inbetween Brissie and the Gold Coast. Matt.

Thanks for that Armchair Modeller. Matt.

Okay, thanks David. Matt.

I hope I don't get kicked off the forum for this. The govenor of a city jail visits a condemned woman in her cell and asks if she has any final requests. "Yes," she says, "I would like to be hanged in the nude." Although it was an unusual request, he agreed. The next morning the hangman was standing by the trapdoor with the noose ready when the prisoner walked out in her birthday suit. The hangman was overwhelmed by her beauty and said "You have the most beautiful body I have ever seen." To which she replied "It's all yours if you keep your trap shut." Matt.

Thanks David. Just one more thing, when you say modern Farish diesels, I'm guessing you mean post Bachmann takeover? Matt.

Hi everyone, I've got a few questions. Am I right or wrong in understanding that standard Farish/Dapol/Peco stock is too small to fit on 2mm finescale track and stock converted for 2mm finescale is too large for Peco track? I have a few ideas for small projects and would like to try 2mm finescale but would like to use the same stock for these as well as my current N gauge layouts. Secondly, if I do go finescale, can I make the handmade turnouts match the Peco streamline ones? Thanks in advance. Matt.

I'm not wishing to revive this thread nor evoke memories for anyone who was affected, but it has now been one year since Queensland was hit by the disastrous floods, and the town of Grantham was nearly wiped-out. So, my reason for posting this is to share some good news: http://www.gattonsta...antham-is-open/ I know the article is dated 13th Dec 2011 but I thought it would be more appropriate to post it closer to the one year anniversary. Matt.