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  1. Kev_Lewis

    Girls, girls!!!!!

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      So back to bricks. My brick loves me:

      Brick from Joseph Horatios Loves first brickworks.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      She does loves you Porcy and she just called me love (in a cockney accent!).

       

      As in, "You want a cuppa with that curry, love?".

      I said "Yes please, bird". And all is well in (my little) world.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The Lurve Haters. (& Dookie on Drums)

      Or maybe it was this brick.

      Girls, Girls, Girls.

      Spaced out girls...

  2. Kev_Lewis

    Reinstate Jeremy Clarkson! https://www.change.org/p/bbc-reinstate-jeremy-clarkson

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    2. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      The petition isn't right or wrong, it's simply an opinion.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I love this set of responses except for the 'support the man' ones.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      He's been eating the Wrong Sausages

  3. Kev_Lewis

    Not sure why I bother looking at model railway stuff on eBay anymore. There's so much junk on there now!

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Is there an alternative site?

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Oh I don't know, I've had a good run recently including a Special Delivery parcel sent for free by the seller to me this morning! (them lovely Phoenix Ironclads). Impossible to obtain from the manufacturers "active" sales operation!

    4. trainmaster247

      trainmaster247

      Try Yahoo Groups saw a set of three Bachmann Spectrums (in great condition) for 80 dollars +shipping. The group is hoswap .

  4. Kev_Lewis

    was surprised to learn that you can actually buy a shire horse for less that a JLTRT diesel kit at the moment.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Yes. A friend of mine who has her own show ponies couldn't believe the horrors in that one.

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      I hope it comes with 12 months warranty for that price.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You'll be lucky.

  5. Kev_Lewis

    still can't see the point of Facebook.

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Perhaps Ellen DeGeneres can break it like she did to Twitter?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I'm generally in the grumpy old git 'what's the use of this for?' camp, but then again, there is this - https://www.facebook.com/dawlishorangearmy

    4. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      true CK one of the few good bits once in awhile.

  6. Kev_Lewis

    Rhubarb!

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      AARRGGGHHHH! I now have an earworm...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The sewage system won't know what's hit it.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Arsenal

  7. Kev_Lewis

    If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

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    2. Lord Flashheart

      Lord Flashheart

      That's my line!!!

    3. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      I know what I like and I like what I see - Woof!

    4. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I've got a plan - and it's as hot as my pants!

  8. Kev_Lewis

    Take this hammer, give it to the Captain. Tell him I went home!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Questo?

    3. ukpepsi

      ukpepsi

      Joe Bonamassa, Blues singer

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      and amazing guitar player!

  9. Kev_Lewis

    So the new Pope has a Brazillian. No, wait..... The new Pope is a Brazillian!

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    2. durham light infantry

      durham light infantry

      The new Pope is Jim Bowen. Smashing, lovely, super!!!

    3. Andy C

      Andy C

      Us Brits are sending him a new private jet in celebration of his election

      https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vulcan-XH558/170427449654925

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      NOBODY expects the Argentinian Papacy.

  10. Kev_Lewis

    Trainy McTrainface

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Gitty McAr$eholypratface

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Gitty McAr$eholypratface

    4. Welly

      Welly

      A water company invited suggestions of names for a new sewage works... I can think of one.

  11. Kev_Lewis

    Today, a lady I know dropped her trousers to show me her new tattoo. I do know some interesting people. :-)

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    2. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      Verly nice

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      It was just above her knee. Which was a bit disappointing!

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Just above the knee eh. Reminds me of a Rugby song: one two three.....Darling may I touch your garter, just a yard above you knee etc.

  12. Kev_Lewis

    Curry after effects have started. I know. Add beer!

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    2. Rods_of_Revolution

      Rods_of_Revolution

      What you want is the double fermented Kind Cobra! It's actually a really nice beer, though it is 8%, comes in a 750ml bottle and costs the best part of a tenner!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Such a highly-charged atmosphere tonight...

    4. 69843

      69843

      "Good rice Good curry Good Gandhi Let's hurry!"

  13. Kev_Lewis

    My car smells of cabbage.....

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    2. 3 link

      3 link

      I take it the cricket is getting in the way.... : )

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Yes, cricket on the Saturday. Also last year I went on the Sat, the traffic was awful and the show like a rugby scrum. Much prefered the Sunday visit of the year before.

    4. 3 link

      3 link

      I will be in the scrum on Saturday, just in case certain things sell out!! Off to bed now, nite, nite. ZZZZzzzz.

       

  14. Kev_Lewis

    Can someone please tell the lovely Ellie Harrison that the sculpture on Countryfile looks like a gentleman sausage.

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I knew Boris would agree.

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      CK Pork Swords are the one and only aren't they ?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Somehow I think she might have already thought that. It was the 20th take that was shown..........due to corpsing.

  15. Kev_Lewis

    is very much enjoying AC/DC on BBC4 now.

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    2. 69843

      69843

      Using High Voltage?

    3. Castle

      Castle

      Runaway train, runnin' right off the track...

       

      Where's my breakdown train?

    4. RJL

      RJL

      Come up to date and go digital.

  16. Kev_Lewis

    Never play bongo's while walking down the stairs!

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    2. alibuchan

      alibuchan

      Leonard was sleeping whilst Sheldon plays bongos!

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      At last another BBT fan.

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Leonard no sleep while I play bongos!

  17. Kev_Lewis

    is wondering if Sarah Siddons has a sister.

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    2. 3 link

      3 link

      Yuck!

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I thought we were talking about trains? Lots of lovely ladies steamed out of Swindon works! ;-)

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I don't recall seeing LT locos called "Elizabeth Whitlock" or "Ann Hatton".

  18. Kev_Lewis

    Just when you think our fearless leader's avatar can't get any more.....

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Just like any other normal inhabitant of Haverfordwest

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      That tash is so 70's......

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I think he's pinched the tash and eyebrows from Nigel Mansell.

  19. Kev_Lewis

    I'll stick with the sausage butties thanks.

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Can I recommend restricting breathing to avoid noxious gases... Oxygen is very danagerous and dont get me started on dihydroginated Oxygen kills thousands each year

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      100% of all modellers will die.

      Therefore, statistically, it can be causally shown that modelling is bad for you!

       

    4. 45059

      45059

      How long before they change their minds and tell us that it's now good for us?

  20. Kev_Lewis

    Just lit the barbecue

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    2. Castle

      Castle

      I've been at 81E all day and the weather was great!

    3. tractionman

      tractionman

      Not here! Rain, gloom and cold...

    4. 69843

      69843

      Throw another steak on the barbie

  21. Kev_Lewis

    To bid, or not to bid? That is the question.

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      That's not good. You're going to be needing quite a few.

    3. Swifty11

      Swifty11

      Best of luck, unless it's against me!

    4. Swifty11

      Swifty11

      Best of luck, unless it's against me!

  22. Kev_Lewis

    iPod on shuffle has produced a 10 minute Ginger Baker drum solo. Result!

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Thanks Martyn.

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      Might bump into you at Reading : )

    4. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      Toad?

  23. Kev_Lewis

    just made six jars of carrot pickle. Now where's the popadoms?

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    2. 46444

      46444

      What does it do to your digestive system?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You don't wanna go there....

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Tastes very good indeed. :-)

  24. Kev_Lewis

    Hmmm.... which kit should I build?

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      GWR Autocoach or MK1 BSK?

    3. 69843

      69843

      GWR Autocoach methinks

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      That's what I was leaning towards. Better tidy the workbench a bit first!

  25. Kev_Lewis

    Not keen on Good Morning Britain. But at least Susanna Reid can't embarrass herself from behind that desk!

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    2. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      Denied :-(

    3. neal

      neal

      Still has an orange hue. Fake tan for breakfast?

    4. ginger j

      ginger j

      sounds delicious....id rather have a bacon sarnie but......

       

      hat & coat already on...

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