Tim Dubya

Been there. The handle on our wheelie bin is still BR bauxite!

it's fitted then

Class Kev!!!!

Railmatch weathered Black Bins here.

Ouch!

Hammer Time !

I hadn't thought of using a hammer... top tip!

I blame Flanders and Swan, sounds like the type of thing they might do. Slow Train indeed!

Flanders & Swan, didn't they recommend Madiera ? But not as a remedy for Gout!

Hope the "Feeling" is not the portent you fear.

Appears to have settled down now, cheers. Oh the fear!

Keep the faith bro !

One of the fifty greatest rock albums according to Planet Rock radio last week.

One of life's mysteries is, what has the cover artwork to do with the title?

well, I did eat some codine, which my back was very appreciative about.

I made the mistake ? of having a couple of beers with mine once, didn't even know I'd got a back after that !!!

know what you mean there mate, I've done that "accidentally" on a number of occasions

There is a system that I have used but now I simply but the nearly dry sheet back on the mattress and iron it in place, let it air and then make the bed.

Iron, what is this device you speak of?

Fitted sheets, the work of the devil ...

Upton Snodsbury

Snodsbury Parva

Snodsbury Regis

What's it like, being the butter of all these jokes?

Sticky?

Only two molecules away from plastic...

Or as we say in Radstock:

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant plucker's mate

I'm only plucking pheasants

'cos the pheasant plucker's late.

Now repeat as fast as you can.

Repeeeeeeeet

Repeeeeeeeet

Repeeeeeeeet

Repeeeeeeeet

Repeeeeeeeet

Dry throat ...... More cider please

I'm still waiting for the call. Don't worry, once I'm appointed (and we win the next election). Cider will be available FoC for dry (and sore) throats.

I might take it up again very soon if BT don't sort out the WHOLE village ( off line for a week) not due to sort it out until 24th ! No service ! Arrrrrrrgh !

Like your style - you have something to fall back on!

I'm a middle-aged borderline Bolshevik borderline alcoholic femininist with an unhealthy interest neo-Jacobinism . If that helps...

And they're here to stay

What are you on about?

Tiz a second coming !

Arsenal.

Thank you

Somebody coughed?

She must have had quite a few breakdowns.

Nah. She knows her trunions.

Uttoxeter.

Meet the new sandwich,

Same as the old sandwich...

You'll be on Masterchef before you know it !

or rehab...

cheers, salt and vinegar please.

Cow pats

It's not the B all and N'd all

Deep

not my words but yes, as you say...

Probably a village inbred;))

bgman - we all are & we loves it 'cos we nos no difrent

No prize as that sort of thing needs to be stamped out.

Tim H, yes it's a song by the Butthole Surfers, psychedelic punk at its finest!

I was guessing...

Despite their name and genre they are hilarious

Raising my glass... Bottoms -up !!!

I hope the exchange rate was favourable and the dog liked its net.

The dug loves its walks with Anette.

YAY!

Wakey ! Wakey ! In a Billy Cotton style

oder, aufwachen! im Stil vom Wilhelm Baumwolle

Zzzzzzz

Just the bog standard McCartney or the Red Onion & Thyme?

Three required I'm afraid. One in works, one on shed and one on the Branch.

Of course Quackers... does anyone want to buy my good kidney?

Pellaeon

This is not a cattle market on Shaum Hii, Lieutenant Tschel. This is the bridge of an Imperial Star Destroyer.

Sounds more like Frome Market to me.

Protect and Survive - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

'Hello Bomb are you with me - Are you willing to entertain a few concepts' - quotes from film Dark Star

Quotes from Iggy Pop