Tim Dubya

In Knicker-Knacker-Knockerdale

Both on the same people at Menwith Hill.

Go go Milly Tant.

Up the workers! (right up 'em, in fact!)

one for the road...

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

Good ol Les...

I saw it in The Daily Mail so it must be true

Cutty Spark - too dangerous to create any form of spark mate - the local fire brigade have been informed and there's a 300 yard exclusion zone around the house.

Hamilton Academicals.

Yes, the usual effects on your buttie later.

Tim H, yes it's a song by the Butthole Surfers, psychedelic punk at its finest!

I was guessing...

Despite their name and genre they are hilarious

Kinda... of note this year:

"Tim there has been a dramatic improvement in your customer service skills in the last 12 months. Of particular note is that you now fully put down the receiver before screaming 'w####r!' at the customer".

I think I may be heading for a 'Good' this year. Result!

Then it all get screwed up and forgotten until next year......jobs fer the boys !

Exactly - as far as I'm concerned I'm 'king brilliant until somebody says otherwise! I'm 'king brilliant by the way!

You've got to get those lamp posts right, so you need lamp post nerds...

"pray tell..."

Sworn to secrecy but some (of the lamposts)have made regular appearances in MRJ.

Saucey!

If I've got it right, this geezer with the rod uses it to break open an old door, so the guys from Reservoir Dogs and Oxford chinless waltz in to listen to the head dame in long dress and tiara telling them the plans to rob everyone in the coming year. I think that's it

LOL Rembrow; best larf today.

Cheers, Rembrow - this now makes perfect sense to me.

Suppose there's lots of Trumps in the answers.

I might try searching Titwig next time I'm bored, cheers Porcy

Also search Cormorant rather than ######

stop it - forgot to put on me Tenna Laddies!

Oi! you forgot the most scenic line in the world....

I hadn't seen it at that point - was relying on the TV guide.

There were some lovely lampposts on it though Dave...

Porcy!!!

Cadbury's made him and covered him in what ?

It's easier to chew baccy

bit hairy though...

Tiz a second coming !

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.....

2112

Cheers, that saved a lot of headpain!

English would have become their first language in a place like Bath. It was either that or Latin.

After a "walk" (Black Sheep, Bee Hive, Farmhouse, Belvedere - I can't 'remember' the others) up Lansdown Hill, I was most probably spouting 'Latin' of some sort...

You sure they weren't brown and yellow ? I'm confused !

um, not sure which way up I was when I seed them now

Wool.

you are a one (won?)

Wun

you did