Miss Prism

I expect there'll be a cartoon strip called "Billy The Fishplate"

Or 'Sid the Sleeper'

A commotion...

Why?

… especially when you pay through the nose to travel by train, in the first place.

When I was commuting, I really hated it when there was any mention of "bustitution" - especially when too few buses were ordered - and there was never any guarantee of when, or if, said buses might actually appear.

Bustitution! I like that term!

Don't tell him, Pike!

not just FM! Try Ultrasearch (JAM software - free)

Is it a ba***rd file explorer?

Get a Mac!

Try the Derby line, The three GUVs!

Yes!! Thanks

But you have to stop at Swindon to detach the Weymouth portion from the neyland portion

Who's reading between the lines on this?

Oh we've all been doing that trust me

Good job too. I use it in combination with PrtSc and Alt-PrtSc for screen grabs where right click menus need to be visible - something the 'snip' tool doesn't appear to be able to do.

won't be time wasted.

In ye goode olde days, a Passengeer engine had BIG wheels, and a goods engine had small wheels....

Well all those GWR locos look the same

The colour of the curtains

Occasionally I indulge myself and use ....well, that would be telling....

I'm sure there's a web site for that

Occasionally I indulge myself and use a dictionary. Actually, with increasing regularity :-(

Postal service problems?

Forgotton or muddled postcode?

Wrong stamp resulting in having to pay the difference on the doorstep?

Poorly sealed envelopes?

Was your shipment refused?

I usually just wait for the Binmen to take my rubbish away. I have never thought of posting it to them.

Hmm, something seems to have disappeared whilst images were being moved between two servers yesterday. Will investigate.

Where's Schroedinger when you need him?

feeding his cat ;-)

or not ....

Knowledge gained the hard way?

You might regret it when things go wrong in the future, Andy! (It's an old Red Dwarf gag, btw.)

If it were 0.2mpg, it could get to Paddington and back on a tankful

Ah but it would have yo faster enroute to Paddington so consumption would rise.

But hopefully not too much if you take advantage of momentum :-)

At a quick glance I read it for Rhubarb! )

WWWTOB - Wot's wrong wiv the original bits?

Once the market leader, they have now turned into a greedy grabbing company producing buggy software just like Quark once was.

There are alternatives . . .

Adobe monopoly strikes again. What's the problem?

This week's announcement that in future Lightroom will only be available by subscription. Ughh111

I like keeping my girl friends panties does that count?

As long as you are not wearing them it does.

One can never have too many Panniers.

Surely a simple sheet of canvas would do?

Spreadsheets for adding up.

I'm trying to resolve a problem with mail server settings; it'll be tomorrow at least before it's sorted.

Not yet resolved. Still not getting notifications of blogs I have started to follow within the last year or so. Summat about that blog-following database ain't right.

Probably explains my stress headache! lol

One is burn't 'tother roast!

Good luck with the first two,

enjoy the second !