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  1. convenient deafness

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I heard that, pardon!

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      I said "It's your round!"

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      ...only on the "wife side" ;-)

  2. A great lovely 32c today and then this afternoon a violent 13 minute thunder/lightening storm. 4 hrs later sudden frequent power cuts and quick ride about has a swarm of national grid folk about lol

  3. love it / hate it

  4. love it / hate it

    1. yorkie_pudd
    2. bgman

      bgman

      "Time for bed" said zebedee !

  5. Have a good St. George`s Day

    1. coachmann

      coachmann

      You too. I'll bet not many anglo's know its St.Georges Day

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      I certainly do! Greetings, felicitations and a Happy St. George's Day to all fellow Englishmen :)

  6. Midget ninja elephants dressed as sheep on a mission.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Tripping the light fantastic?

    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      around the butter in the fridge..... I hope the sausages will be safe CK ha ha

  7. Midget ninja elephants dressed as sheep on a mission.

  8. So switched off & brain dead today, i make zombies look intelligent Lmao

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I know the feeling...

  9. Let`s go wellie wanging......

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      DWYLE FLONKING is much more conducive in country yokel games. If you ain't been a Girting with a Driveller the you ain't lived my beauty !!!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Some people sure have strange preferences.

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Hmm, as Kevin Bloody Wilson sang.. "Warney, put your wanger away..."

  10. how can one have so much technology & be so news blind to find out the last month both UK & Canadian Lancaster Bombers been flying in UK and today were only 3 mile from me.........well GUTTED

    1. Jack374

      Jack374

      I went to see them at BAE Samlesbury near us...magnificent!

  11. In spook lingo - if a CL 56 came off the rails, would be classed as OFF GRID ! ...

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Or 'Grid off...!'

  12. Goin to do sod all for 2 days and the design / build new custom desk area.... may keep me out of trouble !!

  13. Sign in local butchers " Today free Yorkshire sausage " you got free uncooked one if you could eat a cooked one in less then 1.5 minutes. said sausage was pork/beef/ black pudding mix 12" long 2" wide, yes it was a mouthful and bought 8 more ha ha oink oink

    1. BoD

      BoD

      Not many of those to the half pound.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No, but I'll just want the half pound, nevertheless - got standards to maintain!

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      I hope it was some proper Chadwicks Black Pudding from the land of the Red Rose ... was that sausage specifically designed for the size of the mouth of a Yorkshire Man ? ;-)

  14. Happy Yorkshire Day to all :-))

  15. Best laugh of the day - England knocked out of world cup lmao

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    2. surfsup

      surfsup

      Which is completely the opposite of England Rugby In NZ at the moment... ;)

    3. martin_wynne
    4. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      yes you cant beat a great game of rugby - win or loose.

  16. world cup & major sport free zone .......... YIPEEeeee

  17. Friday 13th no mishaps to laugh at ..... Boring hahaa

  18. Great tension busting day taking 2 walls out.......... lovely :-))

    1. naturol

      naturol

      And there was me building stud walls for my dormer cheeks to build them up....

    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      The conversion work is for sister strangely agreed to do some how lol

  19. pint of your worst watered down beer please landlord

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    2. 25901

      25901

      Had a few pints last Saturday in the "The Malting", York and on Sunday I wished they were watered down lol

    3. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      Too few that you remembered as not eough to forget where you had been haha

    4. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      in a thin glass

  20. Orange on outside = NR staff - orange on inside = jaffa cake...... must not get confused

    1. Londontram
    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      LOL full box of Jaffa cakes is NOT a problem with a cuppa for me, yer im a greedy git haha

  21. P L O T - for those who have lost it and wondered what it looks like

  22. 18:00 hrs - Have i missed the rmweb lotto draw - 568 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) 221 members, 342 guests, 5 anonymous users

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    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      probably to stop me from getting back in lol

    3. Nelson Jackson
    4. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      phew lucky someone left the side door open to sneak in he he

  23. 18:00 hrs - Have i missed the rmweb lotto draw - 568 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) 221 members, 342 guests, 5 anonymous users

  24. Has decided with the cold weather to seek all brass balls that may fall off and trade them in for scrap value

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      It's not the balls that were brass, it's the monkeys! A "brass monkey" is a rack used for storing cannonballs. When the rack freezes, it contracts faster than the cannonballs do and squeezes them out!

    3. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      already done the monkeys (sounds wrong that) just brass balls of the related golden balls variety, don't think they would trust me with cannons ha ha

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Reuse the brass to make detail castings.

  25. Is in full muppet mode :-s

    1. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      It's not easy being greeeeeeennnn!!

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