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  1. Captain Kernow

    Mon 2 CV est parti avec un grand navet appelé Mirabeau

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      45059

      Ain't no replacement for displacement... V8- it ain't clever, but has the power to snap knicker elastic at 200 paces. (I don't think James Hunt was ever accused of being a Guardian reader)....

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  2. Miss Prism

    Apparently, it's all about the size of one's ejector. But that sounds a bit rude.

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      45059

      There's nothing wrong with a good sprue on a Sunday morning!

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  3. CovDriver

    Looks like I'm going to have to obtain a model of 66756 seen as it has been named after my old Regiment

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      45059

      Upon learning that someone is serving or ex-forces, I bet you enquire which REGIMENT they are/were in. I applaud the reintroduction of regimental nameplates, however I wouldn't be changing my monika to 667xx!

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  4. bcnPete

    It's hot, damn hot, real hot...

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      45059

      So damn hot you saw a little boy in the orange row just burst into flames?

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  5. big jim

    37254 is in colas colours and named "Cardiff Canton"

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      45059

      Not on my layout it isn't ;)

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  6. 46444

    This never happened to the other fella....

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      45059

      This is true. However, OMHSS still has what I consider to be the best theme music.

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  7. mark374

    so got to clear the shed out, gonna take ages, think a few sticks of C4 will do

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      45059

      We call it PE4 in this country old boy!

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  8. Horsetan

    has been watching a recording of Black Sabbath's final performance of "Paranoid". To see Ozzy shuffling up and down stage, I dunno. Probably best to remember him as he was, not as he is. #ageconcern

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      45059

      Who said that!!?

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  9. farren

    Who's seen the new part work. Back to the future car. It states "its" the most famous time machine! Here's my question which is more famous. The Back to the Future, Delorean or Dr who's tardis?

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      45059

      *NEWS FLASH* They're not real. Much cheaper if you catch the Norwich train, then one of the short sets to Lowestoft for a bit of genuine time travel. Upon my last visit by my reckoning I arrived back in @1903.

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  10. Jon Fitness

    Facebook? Wastebook more like. Resisted the temptation to join for years then stupidly gave in 4 days ago. 4 days later and I've got my password wrong and I'm locked out and they want my life story emailed to them to log back in. Not happening. I should have stayed away from it!

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      45059

      ^Hahaha^ Agree with 40-something. I'm glad I walked away a couple of years ago as well.

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  11. Russ (mines a pint)

    RIP - George Micheal - not a fan but too young

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      45059

      Sounds like this was his last Christmas. Cue the next Elton John tribute...

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  12. 46444

    Has been given a 21 Pilots CD.......

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      45059

      Sounds like a Battle of Britain documentary to me.

  13. Sylvian Tennant

    So that's it, I've become thirty...

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      45059

      'Son I'm 30, I only went with ya mother 'cos she's dirty..' (Happy Mondays)No? Sorry. Before your time.

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  14. Ian J.

    Living in the Age of AEROplanes! Airplanes... tsk tsk, indeed.

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      45059

      'Planes' always makes me wince..

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  15. leopardml2341

    Tis the season of badly adjusted headlamps and unnecessary foglamps yet again I see.

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      45059

      Or even no lights. (But I can see...) Muppets.

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  16. TomE

    Don't forget, tonight is that time of year when the clock in your car starts telling the correct time again!

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      45059

      According to our cats we're ALWAYS an hour late when it comes to food time...

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  17. muddys-blues

    It's 2.24am and I am Dad Taxiing .... I hope my daughter appreciates this later today when she surfaces from her slumbers

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      45059

      'Friad to say she probably doesn't give a stuff. She is young, knows everything and has a life. Whereas we are old and have model trains. Look on the bright side- one day she will be old too, then she can have model trains and grey hair as well! ;)

  18. Crisis Rail

    iOS 10

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      45059

      Hateful update.

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  19. 60159

    Why are weddings so expensive? Daughter gets married on 15th and cost of one day would buy the most fantastic layout and collection of kit that would keep me amused for years.

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      45059

      No parental help for us, save my dad paying for the singer at the reception. We got married 12 years ago. We managed the whole thing- dress, reception and honeymoon for a grand. We've been together 18 years last month. 'Money can't buy me love'...

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  20. NGT6 1315

    wonders what type of government a mental state would have.

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      45059

      There is a certain main party leader that springs to mind...

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  21. Brinkly

    According to a 'Which Bond Villian are you?' test, I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Excellent! http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2015/10/personality-quiz-which-bond-villain-are-you

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      45059

      I ended up with Scaramanga. If I got a million a shot I might be able to afford DCC sound...

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  22. LNERGE

    Who the h*** throws kittens at trains? I think i'd like ten minutes in a room alone with them.

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      45059

      Utter pond life. I believe a speeding drill bit was the preferred method used on kneecaps by PIRA when I was in Norn Iron. Either way, it'd still smart.

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  23. BlueLightning

    "A night at the opera" blasting out of the Cars 1700W speakers with dual subs + Tweeters. The only appropriate way to drive home today. Happy Birthday Freddie!!

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      45059

      After reading the description of your car I have a disturbing vision of an empty Tescos carpark with a bloke sat in a car kitted out with under car neons, the chatter of waste gate and the 'pumping' bass of queen. Not a pretty image!

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  24. Kev_Lewis

    Are you the Police? No ma'am, we're musicians.

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      45059

      They sound like Ladykillers to me.

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  25. neal

    Double seat, double seat, got to get a double seat. Ben Elton 1996, Jezza 2016

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      45059

      When is JC going to stick his head out of a carriage window like Vivinne on the Young ones? 'Codpiece face!' 'What did you call me?!'

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