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OHMSS

You're right, it says "mine" so these mushrooms must belong to the man who made the map

RIP Lemmy - Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again.

Just found out that Dave Prowse (The original Darth Vader) was from Bristol. Would a Bristolian accent have sounded better than heavy breathing?

Well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop. Just wondering if everything is all right. Have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?

Mrs SG: 'The other bath was wider, with this one I can't even open my legs to wash my face.' I think my wife may be using baths wrong....

In what other hobbies can you publicly announce being proud of your Crimson monster?

You just can't beat a Dutch tractor...

Twin Ion Engines

Oh no - that's another '37 ordered!

Advanced Tactical Driving

I'll stick with the sausage butties thanks.

Eleven hours in this tin can, God there's got to be another way....

The car i bought last night has failed, 'steering problem' 1Z99 en route from derby to assist

57009 has an earth fault at Wymondham

was listening to Hendrix's record of 'All Along the Watchtower' on the radio during the eclipse with Dylan's ghostly lyrics! All very fitting for the occasion. The only other track that would have fitted might have been Spiderbait's 'Ghost Riders in the Sky'!

My best man (veteran of the Gulf war, Northern Ireland, Bosnia twice) passed out with the TA this week and wasn't allowed to wear his medals. Discraceful- we earned those.

would rather a day in the shed tomorrow than be working, first class 70 i'll have driven for months though

Two long ones. A short one followed by another long one.....

Two long ones. A short one followed by another long one.....

Congratulations Wayne Rooney

Thomas and the Nazi Gold Train

Achtung....Spitfire...............lest we forget.

is replacing a blown n/s/r tyre *sighs*

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