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BernardTPM

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  1. I've saved a heck of a lot of money in this years Black Friday sales!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I haven't bought ANYTHING!!! :crazy:

  2. One thing about taking part in a naked cycle ride campaign is that you don't have to worry about what to wear.

  3. According to the latest Toyota advert, I'd rather be in a Corolla than an E type. I think not!

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      So much for the silly 'Auris' name then...

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  4.  we have ignition - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

     

    We have lift-off !

     

    Bon Voyage SpaceX

  5. Wake me up when Hornby announce their 7mm range.

  6. "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." Er…?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      And leave the upper half of the universe unexplored?

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  7. "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." Er…?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      "No, no. We have members from every corner of the earth." *aside* Sack the publicist...

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  8. Flash Gordon approaching!

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Despatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body (and while you're at it, give the floor a once over as well).

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  9. The basic equations: Southgate + waistcoat = England win, Southgate - waistcoat = England lose

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Logically then it must be the waistcoat that should be the team manager.

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  10. My hovercraft is full of eels!

  11. Why do changing basin taps looks so easy on You Tube?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Video editing?

      New parts instead of ones that have been corroding together for 15 years?

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  12. Was looking at the Manchester trams. Is it me or does anyone else think having to have platforms to enable people to get on and off is one of the most stupid ideas for a tram ever.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Good to see there's still innovative new ideas around!

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  13. I am a big fan of NSE, even though I never experienced them myself. But recently I started wondering, what would a Class 50 in Jaffa Cake livery look like?

  14. Is considering a Hornby midland compound conversion to a Tilbury tank. Has it been done before?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      I wonder if the Fowler tank might be better for the body - the cab is very similar.

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  15. Hot weather and misfortune wreaking havoc on the Great Eastern today. Back-up route from Kings Cross-Cambridge-Norwich is crocked too!

  16. Aaaaargh! Is anyone else irrationally irritated by "train" station? It's RAILWAY STATION I yell at the TV...

  17. I really rather dislike the artificial word 'bookazine'.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      They're just soft bound books. That's it. Nothing else to be said.

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  18. Mildly amazed to see one of my lads produce an old school STG PRIV pass for renewal today, not only that but his previous pass (issued 2017) is still a hardbacked card and states "2nd Class, for use on all British Rail and Sealink services". Privitisation has obviously passed some things by, even nearly 30 years on!

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      And Sealink was sold off as far back as 1984.

  19. On an IEP from Temple Meads to Paddington, first trip in one. If the Western is getting these things and we're getting their HSTs I know who's come off better in that deal - sterile, cold interiors, average ride and seats only marginally more comfy than a park bench.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      By the seating plans a lot of no window seats too. And not enough toilets.

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  20. Everyone needs a bos#m for a pillow.

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