PhilEakins

The Horse Latitudes

there's fifteen feet of snow in the East, and it's colder than a welldigger's ass

Recreate the Millennium Falcon‘s „jump to light speed“ effect from Star Wars by driving very fast into a snow blizzard at night with full beams on.

Snowflakes are not so much falling as exhibiting Brownian motion.

Been playing with Thomas the Tank Engine with my youngest daughter. Toot toot!

"Carpet bombing Mozambique with Bream" ;-)

When my missus found out I worked in tech support she really got turned on. Then off. And then on again.

is away to the middle of nowhere.

Good brownie points anyone?

today is Municipal garbage day, a day to celebrate garbage

I find Mrs LNERGE has booked us seats at the cinema tonight. Alas it can only mean one thing.

Desperately seeking a Bob Payne bearing drill!

Me moggle woe goo

The Orange Orangutans of Orange County

Change name

Knees up Mother Brown, , Knees up Mother Brown, Under the table you must go, Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh, If I catch you bending, I'll saw your legs right off, Knees up, knees up, don't get the breeze up, Knees up Mother Brown

Philly, Philly, you're so pretty, but we're not resting, we're not silly...

Was watching Groundhog Day by channel hopping between Channel 5 and Channel 5+1. Even the adverts repeat.

Trumpeter, Trumpeter, Trumpeter!

The Alphas and the Betas

is imbued with all the confidence of someone who's just realised he's put diesel in a petrol-powered car...

As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.

I wish to register a complaint - I only heard "Christmas Wrapping" once on the radio over the Chrismas period. Not enough!

I have had to fight almost every night Down throughout these centuries.

Is this Swansea?