PhilEakins

Right, its pi44ed it down for a couple of days - and the "Saddleworth" moor (sic) fire is out today including the underneath peat - so now they announce a hosepipe ban!

I'm back, but I'm not going to be very active...

I don't think I would believe what I'm hearing. (Correction - I don't think I wouldn't believe what I'm hearing.)

Right, its pi44ed it down for a couple of days - and the "Saddleworth" moor (sic) fire is out today including the underneath peat - so now they announce a hosepipe ban!

Flash, a-ah / He‘s a miracle...

We had a bit of rain earlier, but it wasn't really enough. It's not raining now.

Was Dr Beeching right?

Looking at a hotel and amongst the facilities it offers are: • Free toiletries • Toilet • Private bathroom • Bathtub or shower • Toilet paper

Landed from LA, back again tomorrow

going to a field near Cleckheaton full of tanks and trucks

Canal route march tomorrow

A sit on a warm trifle roof

Some lovely, cooling rain is now falling on South Devon.

Wherefore art thou, O bowl of strawberry jelly?

is dying for a drink.

Decided that I am going to adopt the run what the hell i want approach. It's hard work being region and time specific!

Oh b*llocks.

Japanese train leaves 25 seconds early makes news. Looking at the timetable for my model railway I have a train around 25 years too late

West of House. - You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

Replace Optical Relay.

thinks the arteries have definitely gone all hard. Looks like I might be darkening the door of A&E again :-(

ooo just spotted one of those Black 5 things making a hell of a racket with it's hooter going through Baff.

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball

Transport for Scotland specialise in loopy illuminated warnings. Yesterday some advised "Yellow Warning - snowTuesday. Most people would know it was Monday without a yellow warning

Who's idea was it to get the new UK passport made in France.