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and then the sou'wester. I remember my mum telling me I was going to wear that.

Because he is a modeller?

TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM A Texas boy grew up wanting to be a Texas lawman. When he reached adulthood, was was a big fellow, 6' 2" tall, strong as a Texas Longhorn, and fast as a Texas mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at forty paces and never, ever miss. Finally coming of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department in Ballinger, Texas. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the final interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have one more test, what you might call an 'Attitude Suitability Test', which you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot the following: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Yankees and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the young Texan. "You pass with flying colors," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" I LOVE TEXAS

There's no winning at this game...

Not sure which, either Aldi or Lidl, sell a chocy biscuit called Polar, and they have no jokes hidden in the wrapper - just like penguins, I guess. perhaps we could start some crowd funding? Nah, it's Lidl with the arctic bar

Be nice to your spouse. Remember, these days they could poison you, and it would be counted as a covid death.

'cos the can't spell whore. Gonna be a problem if you drive a ford escort, I guess. Too much virtue signalling by the twats in Frisco, and most everywhere else, these days..

If you can use another font, search on-line for stencil font, there's hundreds of 'em. Or find a font generator to generate your own. If it is only a few characters, then scale them up in your favourite drawing package and add the appropriate tabs and scale 'em back down again. Here's a link to a truetype font editor which may help https://www.softpedia.com/get/Others/Font-Utils/TrueType-Font-Editor.shtml#download

Subject: GARDEN OF EDEN A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. So the Englishman exclaims: "They must be British, look at their reserve, their calm demeanor..." "Nonsense" replies the Frenchman "They're naked, beautiful and having a great time fooling around, of course they are French!!!" "Idiots" shouted the Russian "They have no clothes, no shelter, only one lousy apple to eat and they are being told that this is Paradise...you can rest assured they are RUSSIAN!!!!"

to keep away the penguins and gnus.

buyer's market, and most people think they are cleverer than they are.

I am puzzled as to how the van by the railway crossing, managed to park so precisely, and I can't see the cafe where presumably the rest of the police are sojourned.

Presumably, that is based on the same number of cars/ car owners as at present, and car usage. Not going to happen.

somewhere, there should be a statement stating what the distance currently should be. If it says that it should be 400 metres, then whoever has accepted anything else, is at fault. If it says a greater distance, then there should be something that gives that variation. Most likely, If someone was to chase the money, then it'll most likely open a large can of corrupted worms. But, nobody cares, who ought to care and could do something about it, because most likely they are riding the same gravy train.

simple adapter change of sizes for ducting - I've used it a number of times to connect woodworking machines to shop vacs, etc. Get a plastic drinks container, the one litre size with a gradual taper from the body to the cap works nicely. Cut it at appropriate diameter places, and gaffer tape it on, if necessary. For my purposes, it gives a gradual change of diameter.

That's the artifact of a repeated gif. Here's the original on how 'twer made.

can beat that......

Punctuation for the pedants -There should be a comma between duck and and and and and grouse And, in a recent English test the teacher saw that John where Jack had had had had had had had had had had had the teachers approval And to the saner members of the human race - nihil illegitemae carborundum Stuff from school, 60 odd years ago. Can't remember much else that was as useful ...

They don't use loo rolls -

some nice weathering here https://www.inverse.com/science/mars-rover-selfie-reveals-toll-mars

unfortunate tag line - 'together we can defy it in 2021'. Ought to be 'apart we can...'

Of course, in a few years time, when all cars are electric, linked to 9G, 'they' will be easily able to identify erratically driven vehicles, bring them to a stop, and lock the occupants inside for a few weeks. Hope by then, the powers that be are still not talking about Netscape. Magic doesn't happen.

any help? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WDzpveFz0gk/TIzJ3oPSHcI/AAAAAAAAAZY/dLJfi0IQ8m8/s1600/662+HarmansCross+11Sep10+b+web.jpg