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wait a couple of weeks then.

There seem to be more problems this month https://www.computerworld.com/article/3540429/many-reported-problems-with-this-months-win10-cumulative-update-but-few-patterns.html

But if you barf more than once?

playdough

Got here a bit late, all the parking spaces gone, Think I'll have to go home. Pity I missed the pasties.

I've not donated nothing, nor am I saying how much it wasn't (Unlike the good captain, I be not inebriated by my own verbosity). I'm also not wearing sun glasses to view black rats shirt, but I'm concerned the image may damage my cathode ray tube. Perhaps a five minute warning could be sounded before said image is transmitted.

I washed my Landrover defender. It won't be getting dirty for a while.

I use Bing, but then, until a month ago I also used a windows phone. I find Bing to be better than google for me. It seems to give fewer, more relevant answers for most of my searches, and I quite like the home page. I used to use google, but they stopped the 'search within a search' feature some years ago.

I've not followed it, but if you click on the lemon at the end, there are four other videos on how they went about it, other stuff from them here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlP-un62ExatfZlxtXR9tA

Do something useful around the house.

Bing disables trending feature https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/04/big-tits-bing-disables-trending-feature-after-inappropriate-results/

Subject: Georgia State Police These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite) 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT) 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Subject: Georgia State Police These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite) 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT) 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

the second sign is looking for 'em.

The first sign of madness is ginger hairs on the back of your hands.

As a change from posts on here taking the p!ss from the beloved Donald, here's a summary of what some other brainiacs said a few weeks ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxOk9GGo0N8

When you are allowed out, most likely you will need a face mask. Now you have time at home, you cam make them. Here are some simple instructions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0

Exmouth had longer platforms.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

It's the same sort of apron that jewelers use when filing gold/other precious metals. The ones I've seen are made of suede

My good friend recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. He was beginning to think he had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, he had the Vet come and have a look at him. The Vet said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave him some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all of his cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of his neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............ But they kind of taste like peppermint.

I get this PS C:\Users\Ray> (Get-CimInstance -Class Win32_ComputerSystemProduct).UUID 03D40676-0495-0544-A006-2A0800080009 I think the article I earlier linked to, explains it a bit more.

the following power shell command will get the uuid (Get-CimInstance -Class Win32_ComputerSystemProduct).UUID the uuid will not change, unless you change the mother board. Also, each windows installation has a unique id. I guess either or both of them are used to verify the pin number either locally or remotely.